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Breaking: Beyoncé Begs Elon for a Sponsored Country Tour, Gets Banned from Platform X, ‘You Can’t Ever Be Country’
- Alex Robin
- April 19, 2024
In a shocking turn of events, Queen Bey herself, Beyoncé, has been reduced to begging billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk for a sponsored country music tour. Yes, you read that right – the same Beyoncé who once ruled the world with her iconic “Single Ladies” dance has now resorted to groveling at the feet of the […]
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