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Breaking: Tom Brady Refuses $1 Billion Handshake with ‘Woke’ Nike, “I Don’t Work With Woke Companies”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the worlds of sports and business, legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady has publicly rejected a lucrative $1 billion offer from Nike. The iconic sports figure cited his unwillingness to associate with what he perceives as “woke” companies as the primary reason for his decision. This unprecedented move […]
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