Satire
Breaking: Robert De Niro Vows to Leave the US Permanently if the 45th Returns to Office
Robert De Niro, the venerable actor known for his iconic roles in “Taxi Driver” and “Goodfellas,” has announced he will pack up and leave the United States permanently if Donald J. Trump becomes the 45th president of the United States. De Niro, who’s never been shy about sharing his disdain for Trump, seems ready to […]
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Breaking: Multiple Red States to Ban Pride Month Celebrations Starting Next Year, “It’s Completely Absurd and a Step Backward”
In a move that has stirred national debate and controversy, several red states have announced plans to ban Pride Month celebrations starting next year. This sweeping decision, described by critics as “completely absurd,” marks a significant shift in the cultural and political landscape of these states. The bans, which target events and displays associated with […]
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Breaking: Jack Black Loses Nearly $15 Million in Concert Tours After He Went Woke
Looks like Jack Black’s mouth got him into hot water – and lost him a pretty penny! The actor’s anti-Trump comments have tanked his concert ticket sales, leaving him $15 million in the red. Who knew being a Trump critic could be so costly? Jack Black, beloved actor and frontman of Tenacious D has taken […]
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