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Chuck Norris Turns Down $25 Million Disney Deal, Slams Hollywood’s Woke Agenda

Chuck Norris, the iconic martial artist and actor known for his roles in films and television shows like *Walker, Texas Ranger*, has never been one to shy away from expressing his personal beliefs. Recently, he made headlines by turning down a substantial movie offer from Disney, reportedly worth $25 million. The reason behind his rejection? […]

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Jim Caviezel and Mel Gibson Reject $500 Million Netflix Movie Project: ‘Serving You Means Serving Wokeness

Jim Caviezel and Mel Gibson, two actors known for their outspoken views and high-profile roles, have made waves by rejecting a massive $500 million movie project offered by Netflix. Their decision to walk away from such a lucrative deal stems from their strong opposition to what they see as Netflix’s embrace of “wokeness” and its […]

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Fox News to Launch Rob Schneider’s New Show Taking on The View: “Time to End the Wokeness”

In a move that is bound to shake up the media landscape, Fox News has announced the launch of a new show hosted by comedian Rob Schneider. The show, which will focus on challenging what Schneider and his supporters view as the “wokeness” of mainstream media, is being positioned as a direct counter to *The […]

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Elon Musk Plans to Buy ABC and Appoint Tucker Carlson as CEO: “Only Way to Remove Wokeness from Network”

In a move that has raised eyebrows across the media and business sectors, Elon Musk is reportedly planning to acquire ABC, the iconic American television network, and appoint former Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson as its CEO. According to insiders, Musk believes that the only way to rid the network of what he perceives as […]

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Warner Bros. Cancels Show with Jeff Bridges: “Your Woke Politics Destroyed Our Production”

In a bold and highly controversial move, Warner Bros. has announced the cancellation of its much-anticipated series starring Jeff Bridges, citing “woke politics” as the primary reason for halting production. The news has ignited a fierce debate across both the entertainment industry and social media, with fans, critics, and industry professionals voicing strong opinions. The […]

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Breaking: Denzel Washington Launches Anti-Woke Academy Awards, “No Woke Nonsense Allowed”

In a bold and unexpected move, acclaimed actor and director Denzel Washington has announced the launch of a new awards show aimed at countering what he perceives as the overwhelming presence of “woke” culture in Hollywood. The “Anti-Woke Academy Awards,” set to debut next year, promises to celebrate films and performances based on traditional artistic […]

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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Refuses To Seat Robert De Niro, “He’s A Woke Jackass”

In an unexpected clash of celebrity worlds, renowned chef Gordon Ramsay has allegedly refused to seat legendary actor Robert De Niro at one of his upscale restaurants, reportedly calling him a “woke jackass.” This incident has sparked widespread debate and added another chapter to the ongoing discourse on celebrity opinions and social issues. The incident […]

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Breaking: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Joins Elon Musk’s New Non-Woke Production Studio, “I’m Leaving Woke Hollywood”

In a surprising turn of events that has jolted the entertainment industry, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has announced his departure from what he terms “Woke Hollywood” to join forces with tech mogul Elon Musk in a new film production venture that explicitly rejects politically correct culture. This move marks a significant shift for one of […]

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Breaking: Pierce Brosnan Joins Mel Gibson’s New Non-Woke Production Studio, “It’s the Right Thing to Do”

In a surprising turn of events, Pierce Brosnan has announced that he will be joining forces with Mel Gibson in a bold new venture. Gibson’s latest project, a non-woke production studio, aims to create content that diverges from the mainstream narrative. Brosnan, known for his suave roles and iconic performances, declared, “It’s the right thing […]

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Breaking: Morgan Freeman Refuses to Narrate Another Documentary, ‘It’s Too Much Woke”

In a surprising turn of events, acclaimed actor and distinguished voice narrator Morgan Freeman has decided to step back from narrating documentaries, citing concerns over what he perceives as excessive political correctness or “wokeness” in recent projects. This revelation has sparked considerable debate within the entertainment industry and among his global fan base, highlighting the […]

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