Political correctness

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Breaking: Tim Allen and Dave Chappelle Team Up for an Un-Woke Comedy Show, “It’s Bound to Make Waves”

In a thrilling development for comedy enthusiasts, renowned comedians Tim Allen and Dave Chappelle have announced their collaboration on an un-woke comedy show. This exciting partnership promises to bring together two comedic legends known for their irreverent humor and willingness to push the boundaries of political correctness. Comedy has always been a reflection of societal […]

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Breaking: Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen Join Forces for a New Non-Woke Actors Guild

In a surprising and bold move that is causing ripples throughout Hollywood, comedians Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen have announced plans to establish a new non-woke actors guild. This initiative represents a significant departure from the prevailing trends in the entertainment industry, as Barr and Allen aim to create a space where artists can thrive […]

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Breaking: James Woods Declines Disney’s $250 Million “Woke” Project, “I Will Never Work for ‘Woke’ Disney”

In a move that has sent ripples through Hollywood and beyond, veteran actor James Woods made headlines by unequivocally declining a lucrative $250 million project with Disney, condemning the entertainment giant with a series of scathing remarks. Woods, known for his uncompromising stance on various issues, did not mince words when he declared, “I will […]

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Gary Sinise Declines Collaboration with ‘Woke’ Tom Hanks on a $500,000 Project, ‘I Stay Away From Woke People’

In a surprising turn of events that has sent ripples through Hollywood, Gary Sinise, an actor celebrated not only for his compelling performances but also for his philanthropic efforts, has publicly declared his refusal to collaborate with Tom Hanks, a long-time friend and co-star in the iconic film “Forrest Gump,” on a new project valued […]

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“We Don’t Work With Woke People”: Warner Bros Ends $100 Million Partnership With Tom Hanks

In a shocking turn of events, Warner Bros has decided to terminate its $100 million partnership with renowned actor Tom Hanks. The studio’s decision comes as a result of a growing divide between Hanks and the entertainment industry over issues related to woke culture and political correctness. Tom Hanks, widely regarded as one of Hollywood’s […]

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Breaking: Roseanne Barr Gives Tom Hanks the Boot from Her New Show

In the world of entertainment, clashes between personalities are not uncommon. But when two prominent figures from the entertainment industry come head to head, it’s bound to make headlines. In a surprising turn of events, Roseanne Barr, known for her controversial statements and the recent revival of her sitcom, “Roseanne,” has made waves by throwing […]

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“No Woke People Allowed Here”: Roseanne Barr Throws Robert Deniro Out Of Her Show

In a recent and unexpected twist within the entertainment industry, Roseanne Barr, a name synonymous with controversy and candidness, has made headlines again. This time, it’s for her decision to remove the legendary actor Robert De Niro from her latest television project. The bold move was underscored with a statement that’s as straightforward as it […]

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TRUE: Sylvester Stallone Declines Disney’s Half-Billion Dollar ‘Woke’ Film Proposal

In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite gasping for air (and not just from their high-intensity Pilates sessions), Sylvester Stallone, the man who once single-handedly took on the entire Soviet Union in a boxing ring, has turned down a jaw-dropping $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke […]

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Breaking: Stephen King’s Book Sales Dropped By 90% Since He Went WOKE

In a shocking twist that even the master of horror himself couldn’t have foreseen, Stephen King’s once-thriving book sales have taken a spine-chilling nosedive of 90% since his unexpected plunge into the world of WOKE ideology. The literary luminary, renowned for weaving tales of the supernatural and macabre, seems to have unintentionally conjured a terrifying […]

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Jack Daniels’ ‘Woke’ Statement Costs Company $100 Million in Sales and Counting

In what can only be described as a sobering turn of events, Jack Daniels has announced that it lost a staggering $100 million in one “woke” weekend. The whiskey company’s woes began when it released a statement expressing support for the Black Lives Matter movement and pledging to do more to promote diversity and inclusion. […]

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