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Elon Musk Considers Legal Action Against Whoopi Goldberg Over “Murder Joke” Involving Him and JD Vance
Whoopi Goldberg has sparked significant controversy after making a remark on *The View* that many perceived as inappropriate and offensive. During a discussion about the growing influence of billionaire Elon Musk and his position in the incoming administration, Goldberg made an off-color joke that insinuated Musk and Vice President JD Vance could be involved in […]
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Breaking: Jack Black Begged To Be On Stage With Kid Rock At RNC, Was Thrown Out Immediately, “No Wokes Allowed Here”
In a surprising turn of events at the Republican National Convention (RNC), actor and musician Jack Black found himself at the center of controversy after allegedly attempting to crash the stage during Kid Rock’s performance. Sources close to the incident claim that Black, known for his comedic roles and musical prowess, had fervently expressed his […]
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“I Don’t Work With Woke People”: Tom Hanks Says No to Working with Rob Reiner
In a move that has left both fans and fictitious tabloids in a frenzy, Tom Hanks, America’s sweetheart and the guy-next-door of Hollywood, has reportedly turned down a collaboration with none other than Rob Reiner. The reason? Hanks, in a dramatic departure from his usual persona, declared, “I don’t work with woke people.” Yes, you […]
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