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Breaking: Tom Hanks Banned From Tonight’s Oscars, “We Don’t Want His Woke Presence Here”
In an unprecedented move that has left the entertainment world reeling, Tom Hanks, an actor synonymous with Hollywood excellence, has been banned from attending tonight’s Oscars ceremony. The official statement from the Academy cited a desire to avoid “his woke presence” at the event, a phrase that has ignited a storm of controversy, debate, and […]
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