Just in: Anheuser Busch Shutting Down Half of US Breweries After “Worst Goof In Marketing History”
Anheuser Busch, the brewing giant responsible for popular beer brands like Budweiser and Bud Light, has announced that it will be closing half of its breweries in the US. The move comes after what has been described as the “worst goof in marketing history,” which has left the company reeling from a PR disaster. It […]
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Elon Musk Causes Budweiser to Suffer an $800 Million Loss
In a stunning turn of events, beer giant Budweiser has announced an $800 million loss after the recent Bud Light fiasco, which involved the shipment of several cases of beer to Dylan Mulvaney. The debacle was apparently sparked by a tweet from none other than Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire and CEO of Tesla and […]
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Anheuser Busch to discontinue and rebrand their flagship beer: Bud Light
In a shocking move, Anheuser Busch has announced that they will be discontinuing their flagship beer brand, Bud Light, following a recent PR disaster. The decision comes after a series of unfortunate events that began when a case of Bud Light was sent to Dylan Mulvaney, a man from Michigan who had never shown any […]
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