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Breaking: Tucker Carlson Accepts Offer To Be the Next Press Secretary for President

Tucker Carlson got the press secretary job while Democrats are still holding their broken dreams in their hands. Who can blame them, really? It’s not like they have ever had to deal with any competent Republican. The razor-sharp wit of Carlson, who is also known for his ability to destroy his opponents easily, would make […]

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