Satire
Just in: Al Jazeera News Network To Hire Don Lemon
Just when we thought Don Lemon had hit rock bottom following his divorce and firing from CNN, it seems the beleaguered news anchor has found a new lease on life. Al Jazeera News Network has announced that they have hired the controversial figure, citing the need for more drama and zest in their programming. In […]
Read More
Satire
ABC Forces Whoopi to Choose Between Co-Hosts: Fire Sunny or Joy
In a shocking development, ABC has reportedly given Whoopi Goldberg an ultimatum: “Fire Sunny or Joy – the choice is yours.” Apparently, executives at the network have grown tired of the constant bickering and on-air arguments between co-hosts Sunny Hostin and Joy Behar, and they’ve decided that one of them has to go. According to […]
Read More