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Breaking: Denzel Washington Launches Anti-Woke Academy Awards, “No Woke Nonsense Allowed”
In a bold and unexpected move, acclaimed actor and director Denzel Washington has announced the launch of a new awards show aimed at countering what he perceives as the overwhelming presence of “woke” culture in Hollywood. The “Anti-Woke Academy Awards,” set to debut next year, promises to celebrate films and performances based on traditional artistic […]
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Kid Rock Clashes With Megan Rapinoe: “If you hate America, you shouldn’t represent America.”
In a surprising turn of events, the world of music and soccer collided when Kid Rock, the ever-controversial rockstar, took it upon himself to school soccer icon Megan Rapinoe on the delicate art of representing America. In a tweet that quickly went viral, Kid Rock declared, “If you hate America, you shouldn’t represent America. It’s […]
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Breaking: Clint Eastwood’s New Movie to Feature Only White Male Leads, “We’re Bringing Back the Good Old Days”
In a move that can only be described as a masterstroke of nostalgia, legendary filmmaker Clint Eastwood has announced his latest project: a film featuring an all-white, all-male cast. Titled “The Good Old Days,” the film promises to bring back the golden era of Hollywood when diversity was an afterthought, and leading roles were exclusively […]
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