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Robert Downey Jr. And Robert De Niro
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Breaking: Robert Downey Jr. Declines “Woke” Film with Robert De Niro, “Wokeness Destroyed My Career and Life”

Robert Downey Jr., known for his pivotal role as Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, is no stranger to overcoming personal and professional adversity. Having rejuvenated his career with a spectacular comeback following a series of personal struggles, Downey Jr. is once again in the spotlight after reportedly declining a film project with fellow […]

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Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel Live Receives Lowest TV Rating in History Following Episode With Robert De Niro

In an unexpected turn of events that has the entertainment industry buzzing, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” has hit a new low in terms of viewership. The show’s recent episode featuring Robert De Niro, the acclaimed actor known for his sharp wit and equally sharp tongue, has reportedly received the lowest rating in television history for a […]

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Breaking: Robert De Niro Thrown Out of Today’s Oscars, ‘You Were Asked Not to Come’

In an event that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood and beyond, legendary actor Robert De Niro was escorted out of the venue for today’s Oscars ceremony. The reason behind this unprecedented action? A simple, yet resounding statement from the event organizers: “You were asked not to come.” Robert De Niro, a titan of the film […]

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Breaking: Robert De Niro Thrown Out Of The WB Studio, ‘He Was Spreading His Creepiness’

In what can only be described as a stunning and unforeseen series of events, the renowned and celebrated actor Robert De Niro found himself at the center of a maelstrom of controversy. The venerable star, a fixture in Hollywood and a symbol of cinematic excellence, was unceremoniously escorted from the bustling Warner Bros. studio lot. […]

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Breaking: Paramount Cancels $400 Million Project With Robert De Niro, ‘He’s Like A Baby’

In a shocking turn of events, Paramount Pictures has decided to pull the plug on a $400 million project starring none other than Hollywood heavyweight Robert De Niro. The decision has left fans and industry insiders baffled, with rumors circulating that De Niro’s recent behavior on set may have been the final straw for the […]

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Breaking: Robert De Niro Is Leaving America Soon, Says “No Respect Here”

In a startling revelation that has caught both fans and critics off guard, esteemed actor Robert De Niro has announced his decision to leave America. His reason, succinct yet profound, echoes a sentiment of disillusionment: “No respect here.” This unexpected move by one of Hollywood’s most revered figures invites a deep dive into the cultural […]

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“He’s A Creepy Old Man”: Denzel Washington Declines Disney’s $100 Million Offer to Work with Robert De Niro

In an unexpected turn of events that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, acclaimed actor Denzel Washington has reportedly rejected a staggering $100 million offer from Disney to co-star in a blockbuster film alongside legendary actor Robert De Niro. The reason for his refusal? In Washington’s own words, “He’s a creepy old man.” The news, which […]

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“No Woke People Allowed Here”: Roseanne Barr Throws Robert Deniro Out Of Her Show

In a recent and unexpected twist within the entertainment industry, Roseanne Barr, a name synonymous with controversy and candidness, has made headlines again. This time, it’s for her decision to remove the legendary actor Robert De Niro from her latest television project. The bold move was underscored with a statement that’s as straightforward as it […]

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“He’s Creepy”: Kevin Costner Turns Down $100 Million Movie Deal With Robert De Niro

In the realm of Hollywood’s glitz and glamour, where million-dollar deals and star-studded collaborations are the norm, a surprising twist has emerged. Kevin Costner, the veteran actor known for his roles in iconic films like “Dances with Wolves” and “The Bodyguard,” has shockingly turned down a jaw-dropping $100 million movie deal offered by none other […]

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Breaking: Sylvester Stallone Withdraws from $1 Billion Project With “Creepy” Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that Sylvester Stallone has decided to withdraw from a colossal $1 billion project featuring Robert De Niro. The unexpected departure is not only making headlines for its financial implications but also for the use of terms like “too much woke” and “creepy” to […]

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