Netflix Loses 100 Million Subscribers Overnight After Elon Musk’s Boycott Call
In a development that has Wall Street analysts sobbing into their soy lattes and Netflix executives searching LinkedIn for “entry-level opportunities,” the world’s largest streaming service reportedly lost 100 million subscribers overnight following Elon Musk’s now-legendary call to cancel Netflix. What began as a single tweet from the Tesla and SpaceX CEO — “Netflix is […]
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Erika Kirk Sues ‘WOKE’ Jimmy Kimmel For $100 Million, “This Ends Tonight”
The widow of late conservative activist Charlie Kirk has launched what might be the most expensive punchline in American history: a $100 million lawsuit against comedian Jimmy Kimmel. Erika Kirk, standing in front of a massive “Justice for Charlie” banner outside a courthouse in Phoenix, declared war not only on Kimmel but on what she […]
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Kid Rock and Jason Aldean Unite for Nationwide Tour Honoring Charlie Kirk, “For Charlie”
If you thought the Super Bowl was America’s biggest stage, think again. Jason Aldean and Kid Rock just revealed they’re joining forces for a 50-state “All America Tour” dedicated to the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Dubbed simply “For Charlie,” the tour is already being marketed as the most patriotic roadshow since Lynyrd Skynyrd played […]
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BREAKING: Congress Renames Times Square After Charlie Kirk, “He’s Nation’s Son”
In a move that has simultaneously stunned, confused, and delighted different corners of the nation, Congress has passed a bipartisan bill to rename New York City’s Times Square after the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Effective immediately, the iconic tourist hub will officially be known as **“Charlie Kirk Square.”** The measure, introduced late Friday, passed […]
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Roger Goodell Suspends Minnesota Vikings for Whole Season After Charlie Kirk Tribute Snub, “No Place On The Field”
The NFL has weathered decades of controversies—concussions, kneeling during the anthem, even Deflategate—but never before has a franchise been completely tossed from the league for skipping a moment of silence. That changed this Sunday when Commissioner Roger Goodell officially expelled the Minnesota Vikings for refusing to honor the late Charlie Kirk. *“Football is sacred, and […]
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Erika Kirk Welcomes Candace Owens as New Co-Host of The Charlie Kirk Show, Breaking Records
It was billed as the “episode that would change America forever”—and, depending on your political persuasion, it either did just that or confirmed that the culture war has now fully merged with daytime talk shows. The Charlie Kirk Show, relaunched after the activist’s untimely assassination, hit another cultural milestone this week when Candace Owens joined […]
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Turning Point USA to Distribute 10,000 ‘Freedom’ T-Shirts in Honor of Charlie Kirk During the Super Bowl
In a move that will forever cement America’s reputation as the land where football, spectacle, and politics collide in glorious absurdity, Turning Point USA has announced that it will honor its late founder, Charlie Kirk, by giving away 10,000 “Freedom” T-shirts during the halftime of the next Super Bowl. The T-shirts, designed in what organizers […]
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Second Episode Of Charlie Kirk Show Featuring Megyn Kelly And Erika Kirk Smashes All Records; 1.5 Billion Views In Less Than 24 Hours
The numbers are in, and they are as colossal as the ego of a late-night host trying to salvage ratings: the Charlie Kirk Show, hosted by Megyn Kelly and Erika Kirk, has once again broken the internet. Episode two of the series clocked an earth-shattering 1.5 billion views in just 24 hours, making it the […]
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Petition Hits 50 Million Signatures to Make Charlie Kirk TIME Person of the Year, “TIME for Charlie”
In an era where celebrity petitions range from demanding Shrek 5 to insisting Nicolas Cage be named “National Treasure” for real, one petition has dwarfed them all: **the drive to nominate the late Charlie Kirk for TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year**. Within just three weeks of its launch, the campaign has already surpassed 50 […]
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“For Charlie”: Kid Rock’s Tribute Album Reaches 1 Billion Streams in Record-Breaking First Day
When the clock struck midnight and Kid Rock dropped his long-awaited tribute album to the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk, few could have anticipated the seismic shockwaves it would send through both the music industry and the political landscape. By dawn, the album had already racked up an unprecedented **1 billion streams on Spotify**—a feat […]
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