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Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Performance Canceled After ICE Arrest: “He’s Going Back Home”

In a late-night operation that can only be described as equal parts confusion and comedy, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents arrested Puerto Rican megastar Bad Bunny outside a recording studio in Miami, proudly announcing to cameras, “We will deport him first thing in the morning.” The announcement, which instantly broke the internet, left millions […]

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Coca-Cola Walks Away From Super Bowl Over Bad Bunny Halftime, Demands Kid Rock: “This Is America, Not Bunnyland”

In one of the strangest brand moves since Pepsi tried to stop civil unrest with Kendall Jenner, Coca-Cola has announced it will not sponsor this year’s Super Bowl, citing what it calls the NFL’s “reckless decision” to give Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunny the halftime spotlight. Instead, Coca-Cola is throwing its corporate weight behind Kid […]

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Coach Andy Reid Threatens to Bench Chiefs from Super Bowl Unless Bad Bunny Is Replaced by Carrie Underwood

In a stunning twist that has left NFL executives scrambling and halftime producers hiding under their mixing boards, Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid announced that his team will not play in the upcoming Super Bowl if Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunny remains scheduled to headline the halftime show. “Football is as American as apple […]

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Steelers’ Tomlin Demands Permanent Halftime Ban on Bad Bunny, Suggests Toby Keith Instead

In a move that left both sports and music fans scratching their heads, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin has officially signed a petition demanding that Bad Bunny be permanently banned from all future Super Bowl halftime shows. The petition, titled “Keep the Super Bowl Super, Not Super Weird,” is circulating online and already has […]

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George Strait Balks at Super Bowl Anthem Duet with Bad Bunny: “He Ain’t American, and He’s Some Kind of Weirdo”

The NFL, already known for generating more drama than The Bachelor, has stumbled into another cultural landmine. This time, the flashpoint isn’t about concussions, controversial calls, or Taylor Swift in the VIP box. No — it’s about a country legend refusing to harmonize with a Puerto Rican reggaeton superstar. George Strait, often called the “King […]

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NFL Drops Bad Bunny, Picks Kid Rock as Super Bowl Halftime Savior, “Kid Is Country”

In a twist that feels less like a production choice and more like a scene from Idiocracy 2: Football Boogaloo, the NFL has announced it is scrapping Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunny as its Super Bowl halftime headliner. His replacement? None other than Kid Rock, America’s self-appointed minister of beer, denim, and questionable sound systems. […]

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BREAKING: Elon Musk to Launch His Own Streaming Service in War With Netflix, “Time to Protect Our Kids”

Elon Musk has done many things in his career: he’s reinvented cars, launched rockets, sold flamethrowers, turned Twitter into a letter, and convinced people that dog memes are a legitimate investment strategy. Now, the world’s most unpredictable billionaire has announced his boldest plan yet—launching his own streaming company to compete with Netflix. His reasoning? According […]

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Netflix Loses 100 Million Subscribers Overnight After Elon Musk’s Boycott Call

In a development that has Wall Street analysts sobbing into their soy lattes and Netflix executives searching LinkedIn for “entry-level opportunities,” the world’s largest streaming service reportedly lost 100 million subscribers overnight following Elon Musk’s now-legendary call to cancel Netflix. What began as a single tweet from the Tesla and SpaceX CEO — “Netflix is […]

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Erika Kirk Sues ‘WOKE’ Jimmy Kimmel For $100 Million, “This Ends Tonight”

The widow of late conservative activist Charlie Kirk has launched what might be the most expensive punchline in American history: a $100 million lawsuit against comedian Jimmy Kimmel. Erika Kirk, standing in front of a massive “Justice for Charlie” banner outside a courthouse in Phoenix, declared war not only on Kimmel but on what she […]

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Kid Rock and Jason Aldean Unite for Nationwide Tour Honoring Charlie Kirk, “For Charlie”

If you thought the Super Bowl was America’s biggest stage, think again. Jason Aldean and Kid Rock just revealed they’re joining forces for a 50-state “All America Tour” dedicated to the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Dubbed simply “For Charlie,” the tour is already being marketed as the most patriotic roadshow since Lynyrd Skynyrd played […]

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