Elon Musk and Donald Trump Vow To Release Epstein Client List: “One of Them Should Go Down”
In what can only be described as the collaboration no one saw coming, Elon Musk and former President Donald Trump took to the stage together, in front of a roaring crowd, to make an announcement that sent shockwaves across the world: they plan to release the infamous Epstein client list. The billionaire tech mogul and […]
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Gordon Ramsay Kicks Tim Walz Out of Hell’s Kitchen: “Don’t Come Back Here You Woke Creep”
In a move that sent shockwaves through both the culinary world and political spheres, famed chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly threw Minnesota Governor Tim Walz out of his hit show Hell’s Kitchen last night, calling the politician a “woke creep” after a heated exchange over the menu’s “politically incorrect” dishes. The clash occurred during a special […]
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Elon Musk: “We Should Get Rid Of All Electronic Voting Machines”
In an unexpected twist that has left both tech enthusiasts and political analysts scratching their heads, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his innovative ventures and futuristic visions, has made a bold proclamation: it’s time to get rid of all electronic voting machines. Yes, the man who wants to colonize Mars, implant chips in […]
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Breaking: Netflix Loses Almost 10 Million Subscribers in a Day After Big Donation
Hello America! Let me stun you guys with Netflix’s recent gigantic loss. Yes, you got it right. But why? What went wrong? Why did users get offended? Well, folks, hold down… Netflix’s CEO and Co-Founder, Wilmot Reed Hastings Jr., just donated $7 million to Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign. But wait… This big buck donation is […]
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Breaking: Netflix Suffers a Loss of $10 Million in A Day After Going Woke
Netflix faced a huge backlash from netizens for their bold move to save the world. Netflix has become the weakest streaming platform on earth, woah! And what happened? They lost $10 million just in a day, damn! The same Netflix that used to give you a bird box will now bring you to the grand […]
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Breaking: Denzel Washington Drops Out of $500 Million Project With Netflix, “The Company Has Gone Woke”
The Hollywood A-lister actor and Oscar-winning star, none other than “Denzel Washington,” has left everyone speechless and sent shockwaves through the world. Denzel has just dropped the flagship project with Netflix because he can’t tolerate their “wokeness” anymore. In an exclusive interview, Denzel shared his thoughts about his bold move. (Obviously, he can afford such […]
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Breaking: The Ellen DeGeneres Show Is Getting Canceled Soon, “Enough of This Woke Crap”
In a turn of events that has left Hollywood buzzing, “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” is reportedly on the brink of cancellation. After years of dominating daytime television, the show has seen a dramatic decline in viewership and popularity. The reason, many argue, is a relentless pursuit of woke culture that has alienated its core audience. […]
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Breaking: Jack Black Begged To Be On Stage With Kid Rock At RNC, Was Thrown Out Immediately, “No Wokes Allowed Here”
In a surprising turn of events at the Republican National Convention (RNC), actor and musician Jack Black found himself at the center of controversy after allegedly attempting to crash the stage during Kid Rock’s performance. Sources close to the incident claim that Black, known for his comedic roles and musical prowess, had fervently expressed his […]
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Breaking: Jack Black Vows To Leave The US Permanently, “I Just Can’t Take It Anymore”
In a stunning turn of events, beloved actor and musician Jack Black has announced his departure from the United States, citing a lack of respect as the primary reason for his decision. The star, known for his infectious energy and comedic prowess, made the announcement during a heartfelt press conference that left fans both shocked […]
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Clint Eastwood: “Thank God I Don’t Have To Hear About Pride Month For Another Year!”
In a world where Hollywood stars often lean towards progressive causes and public displays of solidarity, Clint Eastwood remains a stoic outlier. At 93, the veteran actor and director has long been known for his no-nonsense, straight-shooting demeanor. Recently, he made headlines again with a statement that perfectly encapsulates his traditional, somewhat curmudgeonly persona: “Thank […]
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