Breaking: HBO Gives ‘Toxic’ Kathy Griffin The Boot After Elon Musk’s Intervention
When you think of the zany billionaire inventor and entrepreneur Elon Musk, a few things likely spring to mind. Maybe it’s electric cars that look like they’re from the future. Perhaps it’s ambitious plans to colonize Mars. Or, if you’ve been keeping track of the news lately, it might just be the surprising influence he […]
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TRUE: Disney’s ‘Woke’ Agenda Leads to Nearly $100 Billion in Losses from Recent Box Office Flops
Once upon a time, in a world filled with enchanted princesses, anthropomorphic toys, and an unfathomable amount of merchandising, Disney was the monarch of the movie kingdom. Today, that world seems as distant as Neverland, thanks to Disney’s recent box-office debacles that have resulted in a staggering loss of almost $100 billion. Yes, you read […]
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Slaps Whoopi Goldberg with a $100 Billion Lawsuit
Just when we thought the fiasco surrounding Jason Aldean’s contentious hit “Try That in a Small Town” was finally starting to simmer down, the country music superstar has turned up the heat yet again. This time, not by delivering another chart-topping hit, but by launching a cool $100 billion lawsuit against the legendary talk show […]
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TRUE: Geraldo Rivera Vows To Never Return To “The View’ Due To Whoopi Goldberg’s Toxic Presence
Once upon a daytime TV saga, Geraldo Rivera, the erstwhile mainstay of Fox News, made a surprising foray into the lively realm of ABC’s ‘The View.’ However, as unpredictable as the spinning of a dramatic soap opera wheel, his stay was cut short. The reason? The vibrant co-host, Whoopi Goldberg, labeled by Rivera as ‘toxic.’ […]
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Breaking: Tucker Carlson Sues Whoopi Goldberg Over ‘Defamation’
Buckle up, dear readers, for we are diving headfirst into a bizarre tale of politics, celebrities, and a billion-dollar lawsuit that even the most inventive Hollywood screenwriter couldn’t conjure up. In this latest episode of “As the World Turns Absurd,” the ever-controversial Tucker Carlson has decided to file a lawsuit. The defendant? None other than […]
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Breaking: Anheuser-Busch Says Farewell to Bud Light
In a twist no one saw coming, Anheuser-Busch, one of the largest brewing companies globally, has decided to discontinue its infamous beer brand, Bud Light. This shocking decision marks the end of an era for a beer that has, for better or worse, been a staple in American households for decades. The decision came as […]
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Breaking: Geraldo Rivera Makes Brief Appearance on ‘The View’, Exits After Wild Encounter with Whoopi Goldberg
Once upon a time, in the bustling world of daytime television, Geraldo Rivera, the erstwhile mainstay of Fox News, decided to venture into unchartered territory. His new destination? ABC’s ‘The View’. Little did he know, his journey at ‘The View’ would last about as long as a raindrop on a summer sidewalk. The man of […]
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Elon Musk Catapults Whoopi Goldberg Off ‘The View’ Amid Heated Showdown
As an ardent follower of American daytime television, I witnessed a spectacle yesterday on The View that was something akin to a daytime TV version of Godzilla versus King Kong. In a tale of ultimate ironic comedy, host Whoopi Goldberg found herself on the receiving end of a metaphorical ejector seat, getting kicked off her […]
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Just in: Alec Baldwin Calls Elon Musk ‘A Scumbag’ On ‘The View’, Musk reacts
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when a Hollywood celebrity and a tech billionaire feud, the most likely place for this would be, without a doubt, daytime talk show, “The View”. Last Tuesday, audiences were served a heaping portion of this unexpected yet somehow mundane drama when Alec Baldwin, renowned for his fiery temperament, […]
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Just in: Bud Light Takes An $800 Million Hit Thanks To Elon Musk
In the pantheon of strange yet significant moments in corporate history, this may well secure a podium finish. There was Elon Musk, the audacious maverick helming SpaceX and Tesla, who, with a flick of his Twitter fingers, managed to send Bud Light tumbling down a financial rabbit hole, stripping a cool $800 million from the […]
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