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Netflix CEO Subscriber Loss
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Breaking: Netflix Loses Almost 10 Million Subscribers in a Day After Big Donation

Hello America! Let me stun you guys with Netflix’s recent gigantic loss. Yes, you got it right. But why? What went wrong? Why did users get offended? Well, folks, hold down… Netflix’s CEO and Co-Founder, Wilmot Reed Hastings Jr., just donated $7 million to Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign. But wait… This big buck donation is […]

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Netflix Subscriber Loss
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Breaking: Netflix Suffers a Loss of $10 Million in A Day After Going Woke

Netflix faced a huge backlash from netizens for their bold move to save the world. Netflix has become the weakest streaming platform on earth, woah! And what happened? They lost $10 million just in a day, damn! The same Netflix that used to give you a bird box will now bring you to the grand […]

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Denzel Washington Netflix
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Breaking: Denzel Washington Drops Out of $500 Million Project With Netflix, “The Company Has Gone Woke”

The Hollywood A-lister actor and Oscar-winning star, none other than “Denzel Washington,” has left everyone speechless and sent shockwaves through the world. Denzel has just dropped the flagship project with Netflix because he can’t tolerate their “wokeness” anymore. In an exclusive interview, Denzel shared his thoughts about his bold move. (Obviously, he can afford such […]

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Ellen Degeneres Show Cancel
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Breaking: The Ellen DeGeneres Show Is Getting Canceled Soon, “Enough of This Woke Crap”

In a turn of events that has left Hollywood buzzing, “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” is reportedly on the brink of cancellation. After years of dominating daytime television, the show has seen a dramatic decline in viewership and popularity. The reason, many argue, is a relentless pursuit of woke culture that has alienated its core audience. […]

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Kid rock and Jack Black RNC
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Breaking: Jack Black Begged To Be On Stage With Kid Rock At RNC, Was Thrown Out Immediately, “No Wokes Allowed Here”

In a surprising turn of events at the Republican National Convention (RNC), actor and musician Jack Black found himself at the center of controversy after allegedly attempting to crash the stage during Kid Rock’s performance. Sources close to the incident claim that Black, known for his comedic roles and musical prowess, had fervently expressed his […]

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Jack Black And US
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Breaking: Jack Black Vows To Leave The US Permanently, “I Just Can’t Take It Anymore”

In a stunning turn of events, beloved actor and musician Jack Black has announced his departure from the United States, citing a lack of respect as the primary reason for his decision. The star, known for his infectious energy and comedic prowess, made the announcement during a heartfelt press conference that left fans both shocked […]

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Clint Eastwood Pride Month
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Clint Eastwood: “Thank God I Don’t Have To Hear About Pride Month For Another Year!”

In a world where Hollywood stars often lean towards progressive causes and public displays of solidarity, Clint Eastwood remains a stoic outlier. At 93, the veteran actor and director has long been known for his no-nonsense, straight-shooting demeanor. Recently, he made headlines again with a statement that perfectly encapsulates his traditional, somewhat curmudgeonly persona: “Thank […]

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Clint Eastwood Male Leads Movies
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Breaking: Clint Eastwood’s New Movie to Feature Only White Male Leads, “We’re Bringing Back the Good Old Days”

In a move that can only be described as a masterstroke of nostalgia, legendary filmmaker Clint Eastwood has announced his latest project: a film featuring an all-white, all-male cast. Titled “The Good Old Days,” the film promises to bring back the golden era of Hollywood when diversity was an afterthought, and leading roles were exclusively […]

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Coach Andy Reid Confronts Taylor Swift
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Breaking: Chiefs’ Coach Andy Reid Confronts Taylor Swift, “You’re Not A Good Role Model”

In a bizarre twist that seems more fitting for a celebrity gossip column than the sports section, Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid has made headlines by taking a controversial stance against pop superstar Taylor Swift. Known for his strategic prowess on the football field rather than his opinions on pop culture, Reid’s unexpected […]

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Harrison Butker And Eddie Verder
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Breaking: Eddie Vedder Loses His Biggest Show At Pearl Jam Concert After Slamming Harrison Butker

In an unexpected twist that could only occur in the bizarre vortex of 2024, Eddie Vedder, the venerable Pearl Jam frontman known for his vocal prowess and even louder opinions, has allegedly lost his biggest gig ever—right in the middle of a Pearl Jam show. Why, you ask? Well, it appears his scathing critique of […]

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