Whoopi Goldberg Promptly Escorted off The View Set for Bringing a Bud Light Can to the Show
Who could forget the episode of The View when Whoopi Goldberg, an esteemed co-host and Oscar-winning actress, strolled onto set clutching what would soon become a symbol of national controversy—a Bud Light? Indeed, the television world was left agog as Whoopi was escorted out of the studio faster than one can say, “We’ll be right […]
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Exclusive: Whoopi Goldberg’s Daughter Hasn’t Seen Mom in 20 Years
Being the child of a celebrity can be quite a challenging experience. The fame may either trickle down, leading to a life of wealth, recognition, and attention, or it could result in notoriety and scandal. Candace “Sweetmuffin” Goldberg embraces this life by choosing a unique path: complete and utter detachment. During an exclusive interview last […]
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Just in: Anheuser Busch Dumps Bud Light Brand, ‘It’s Time To Let It Go’
After a PR stunt went awry, Anheuser Busch has finally called it quits with their Bud Light brand. In a move that will leave beer drinkers reeling and all of us questioning the power of social media, the beer giant has decided to retire the beloved Bud Light brand in the wake of an Instagram […]
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Spotify Throws $129 Million at Tucker Carlson for Explosive Exclusive Podcast
In a bold move that has left the world reeling, Spotify has offered Tucker Carlson, the recently-fired host of Fox News’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” a staggering $129 million deal for an exclusive podcast. This lucrative deal has been hailed by some as a “brave stand for free speech,” while others see it as a not-so-subtle […]
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Just in: Al Jazeera News Network To Hire Don Lemon
Just when we thought Don Lemon had hit rock bottom following his divorce and firing from CNN, it seems the beleaguered news anchor has found a new lease on life. Al Jazeera News Network has announced that they have hired the controversial figure, citing the need for more drama and zest in their programming. In […]
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Just in: Don Lemon’s Husband Files For Divorce After CNN Firing
In an unexpected turn of events, sources close to the couple have confirmed that Don Lemon’s husband, Tim Malone, has filed for divorce following Lemon’s abrupt firing from CNN last week. The shocking development has left both the media world and fans of the couple in a state of bewilderment. Tim Malone, a successful real […]
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Just in: Twitter head Elon Musk to hire Tucker Carlson after his firing from Fox News
In a shocking, yet not entirely surprising move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has announced the hiring of Tucker Carlson, the recently fired Fox News anchor, as the company’s Chief Conspiracy Theorist. This marks the latest in a series of unconventional moves by Musk, who seems determined to steer Twitter in a direction more akin to […]
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Don Lemon’s Fiery CNN Exit: Police Escort ‘Angry’ Anchor Out Amid Dramatic Showdown
In a bizarre turn of events, Don Lemon, the recently fired CNN anchor, was escorted out of the network’s headquarters by police after an intense confrontation with network executives. Witnesses described the scene as “chaotic” and “unforgettable,” with a “very angry” Lemon making his displeasure known in no uncertain terms. The situation unfolded shortly after […]
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Just in: Tucker Carlson Rejects CNN’s $30 Million Offer
In a shocking turn of events, controversial Fox News host Tucker Carlson has reportedly been fired from the network after a series of controversial statements and on-air incidents. However, instead of being devastated by the news, Carlson has reportedly turned down a $30 million offer from CNN to host his own show on the network. […]
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‘They Threw Me Under The Bus’: Tucker Carlson Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Fox News
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Tucker Carlson has filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against Fox News after being fired from his position as a host on the network. Carlson, who has become infamous for his divisive and often inflammatory comments, claims that he was unjustly terminated and is seeking to recoup what he […]
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