P!nk Permanently Blacklisted by ACM After Calling MAGA “An Insult To Humanity”
The Academy of Country Music stunned absolutely no one and yet somehow managed to make national headlines when it announced a lifetime ban on P!nk after she openly criticized MAGA and told Trump supporters to skip her music. The decision came after an emergency meeting reportedly held at a local diner, where board members allegedly […]
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Ilhan Omar Reportedly “Exploring Exit Strategies” After TPS Cancellation for Somalis, “I’ve Had Enough”
Ilhan Omar is reportedly considering leaving the United States after the cancellation of TPS protections for Somalis, a policy shift that sparked a political storm and sent ripples of anxiety through Somali-American communities. According to those close to her office, the congresswoman expressed the idea half-jokingly, half-wearily, after yet another week of political turbulence. Her […]
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Ilhan Omar’s Entire Family Facing Possible Citizenship Revocation and Deportation
In a week that already felt like the universe was testing the nation’s collective blood pressure, Washington was jolted by the news that Representative Ilhan Omar and her entire family were allegedly facing the loss of their citizenship—plus the added bonus of potential deportation—after an immigration audit discovered what officials called “documents so confusing even […]
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400 Country Stations Boycott Kelsea Ballerini After Her New CMT Awards Drag Queen Performance
Country music fans across America awoke this week to the shocking and deeply confusing news that more than 400 radio stations had united—not to support charity, not to promote new artists, but to protest Kelsea Ballerini’s scandalous, outrageous, civilization-threatening act of… performing with drag queens at the CMT Awards. Yes, the stunt that has now […]
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Roseanne Barr Lands Massive $50M Fox News Offer for Morning Show Meant to Crush ‘The View’
In a move that has already caused three network executives to choke on their morning lattes, Fox News has reportedly placed a jaw-dropping $50 million offer on the table for Roseanne Barr to host a brand-new morning show — a direct, unapologetic, caffeinated missile aimed squarely at The View. If you listen closely, you can […]
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Jason Aldean Pulls Out of New York City Tour, Cites “Communist Takeover”: “I Don’t Support This Communist Regime.”
Jason Aldean has officially decided that New York City won’t be seeing his cowboy boots—or his microphone—anytime soon. The country music star announced that all his 2026 tour dates in NYC have been canceled, blaming the city’s new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, and what he called “a communist coup with better pizza.” Speaking to reporters outside […]
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Muslim New Yorkers Scramble to Undo Votes After Discovering Mamdani’s WOKE and A Communist, “WHAT HAVE WE DONE”
When Zohran Mamdani won the mayoral race in New York City, Muslim communities across the boroughs erupted in joy. Families gathered around their televisions, children waved miniature city flags, and WhatsApp groups exploded with congratulatory emojis and jubilant messages. “Finally, one of us!” wrote an uncle from Jackson Heights, his message quickly followed by celebratory […]
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Kid Rock Pulls Plug on New York Concerts For The Next Year, “I’ve Decided Not To Support New Communist Regime”
Kid Rock has announced that he is canceling all of his scheduled performances in New York City, declaring that he refuses to “perform under a communist regime” following the election of Zohran Mamdani as mayor. In a characteristically fiery post on social media, the musician wrote, “SORRY NEW YORK, BUT I DON’T SING FOR COMMIES. […]
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Rep. Jim Jordan Drops Shocking Bill: “No Foreign-Born Americans in Congress or the White House!”
Rep. Jim Jordan shook the political world this week when he unveiled his most audacious proposal yet: a bill banning all foreign-born Americans from serving in Congress or holding the office of President. Titled the “Born and Bred in the U.S.A. Act,” it arrived with the subtlety of a bald eagle crashing through a fireworks […]
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Erika Kirk Sues Whoopi Goldberg for $90 Million, Says “She Turned My Hug Into an Affair That Never Happened”
Erika Kirk has filed a $90 million lawsuit against Whoopi Goldberg, accusing the television host of turning what she calls “an innocent, compassionate hug” into “a nationwide adultery scandal that didn’t even exist.” The legal filing, submitted in a Florida court late Thursday, claims Goldberg’s on-air remarks about the viral embrace between Kirk and Vice […]
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