“Find Work Some Woke Place”, Paramount Severs $500 Million Ties with Mark Ruffalo Following Golden Globes Outburst
The fallout from the 83rd Golden Globe Awards has escalated into a full-scale corporate divorce. In a stunning move that has rattled the entertainment industry, Paramount Global has reportedly moved to sever ties with Oscar-nominated actor and activist Mark Ruffalo, terminating a development deal valued at roughly $500 million. The decision comes just 48 hours […]
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Mark Ruffalo Booted from Golden Globes After Brutal Remarks: “Get Outta Here, You’re Toxic”
The 83rd Golden Globe Awards, typically a glittering spectacle of Hollywood glamour and self-congratulation, took an unexpected and explosive turn this year, largely thanks to Mark Ruffalo. The actor, known for his earnest political activism as much as his captivating performances, found himself at the center of a firestorm, culminating in his unceremonious removal from […]
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Robert De Niro Says He’s Leaving NYC After Mayor Mamdani’s Takeover, “I Can’t Live Here Anymore, He Wants My Savings”
Robert De Niro, a lifelong New Yorker and part-time moral compass for the nation, has reportedly begun making quiet plans to leave New York City after the official rise of Mayor Mamdani. The actor, once one of the mayor’s most enthusiastic celebrity supporters, now says the situation has become “financially impossible” after learning that the […]
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Greta Thunberg Barred From the U.S., Told to “Stay in the UK”
In what critics are calling an unprecedented and politically charged move, Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg has reportedly been barred from entering the United States, with officials allegedly advising her to “remain in the UK” following a series of controversial international protests. Though no formal announcement has been made by U.S. authorities, multiple unnamed sources […]
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Erika Kirk Sues Robert De Niro For $50 Million For Defaming Her Late Husband Charlie Kirk
The news of Erika Kirk’s massive $50 million lawsuit against legendary actor Robert De Niro has sent shockwaves through the political and entertainment worlds, primarily because nobody can quite repeat what De Niro is alleged to have said. The suit, filed on behalf of the Kirk family by the newly formed Patriot Legal Services, focuses […]
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Elon Musk Reportedly Eyes $150B Bid for CNN and Warner Bros: “Time To UnWoke The CNN”
In a development that sounds less like a business headline and more like a plot twist from a futuristic satire, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk is reportedly contemplating a massive $150 billion acquisition of both CNN and Warner Bros. According to insiders familiar with these entirely fictional discussions, Musk believes this could be his grand entrance […]
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Kevin Costner Launches New Film Studio Aimed at “Ending the Woke Era” in Hollywood
Kevin Costner has announced plans to launch a new Hollywood movie studio dedicated to what he describes as a revival of traditional, unapologetic filmmaking. According to sources familiar with the development, Costner intends for the studio to serve as a counterpoint to what he views as an industry dominated by caution, cultural messaging, and a […]
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Following Heated Broadcast Exchange, Kid Rock Hits Jasime Crockett and Network With $100 Million Legal Action
The televised exchange between Kid Rock and Jasmine Crockett began as a routine segment and ended as one of the most analyzed media confrontations of the year. What was supposed to be a calm conversation about national charity programs unexpectedly shifted into a personal clash that reverberated far beyond the studio walls. Producers had intended […]
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Costco Loses Almost 100K Members Overnight After Elon Musk’s Boycott Call, “They’re Going Down”
Retail giant Costco Wholesale Corporation has found itself caught in an unexpected political crossfire after filing a lawsuit against the United States government seeking a refund of duties paid under the tariffs imposed during the Trump administration. The routine, though massive, legal maneuver has been mischaracterized and amplified online, leading to a coordinated call for […]
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Erika Kirk: “Our Country Would Be Better Without Somalian Migrants, Start with Ilhan Omar!”
Erika Kirk, the newly appointed leader of Turning Point USA, made remarks on Monday that have drawn national attention, stating that the country would be better without Somalian migrants and suggesting that the process should begin with deporting Congresswoman Ilhan Omar. The comments were delivered at a press conference held in a hotel ballroom, where […]
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