Just in: Don Lemon’s Husband Files For Divorce After CNN Firing
In an unexpected turn of events, sources close to the couple have confirmed that Don Lemon’s husband, Tim Malone, has filed for divorce following Lemon’s abrupt firing from CNN last week. The shocking development has left both the media world and fans of the couple in a state of bewilderment. Tim Malone, a successful real […]
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Just in: Twitter head Elon Musk to hire Tucker Carlson after his firing from Fox News
In a shocking, yet not entirely surprising move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has announced the hiring of Tucker Carlson, the recently fired Fox News anchor, as the company’s Chief Conspiracy Theorist. This marks the latest in a series of unconventional moves by Musk, who seems determined to steer Twitter in a direction more akin to […]
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Don Lemon’s Fiery CNN Exit: Police Escort ‘Angry’ Anchor Out Amid Dramatic Showdown
In a bizarre turn of events, Don Lemon, the recently fired CNN anchor, was escorted out of the network’s headquarters by police after an intense confrontation with network executives. Witnesses described the scene as “chaotic” and “unforgettable,” with a “very angry” Lemon making his displeasure known in no uncertain terms. The situation unfolded shortly after […]
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Just in: Tucker Carlson Rejects CNN’s $30 Million Offer
In a shocking turn of events, controversial Fox News host Tucker Carlson has reportedly been fired from the network after a series of controversial statements and on-air incidents. However, instead of being devastated by the news, Carlson has reportedly turned down a $30 million offer from CNN to host his own show on the network. […]
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‘They Threw Me Under The Bus’: Tucker Carlson Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Fox News
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Tucker Carlson has filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against Fox News after being fired from his position as a host on the network. Carlson, who has become infamous for his divisive and often inflammatory comments, claims that he was unjustly terminated and is seeking to recoup what he […]
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Just in: Tucker Carlson Joins “The View” as Newest Panelist
In a shocking turn of events, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has announced that he will be joining the panel of daytime talk show “The View” as a permanent co-host. The move comes after Carlson’s firing from Fox News, where he had hosted his own primetime show “Tucker Carlson Tonight” for several years. The […]
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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Shuts Down ‘Drag Kitchen’ Show Due To Whoopi Goldberg
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has reportedly shut down the new cooking show ‘Drag Kitchen’ due to objections from Whoopi Goldberg. The show featured drag queens cooking up a storm in the kitchen while dressed in their most glamorous attire. According to sources close to Ramsay, Goldberg was “appalled” by the show’s premise and expressed her […]
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Elon Musk Causes Budweiser to Suffer an $800 Million Loss
In a stunning turn of events, beer giant Budweiser has announced an $800 million loss after the recent Bud Light fiasco, which involved the shipment of several cases of beer to Dylan Mulvaney. The debacle was apparently sparked by a tweet from none other than Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire and CEO of Tesla and […]
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Anheuser Busch to discontinue and rebrand their flagship beer: Bud Light
In a shocking move, Anheuser Busch has announced that they will be discontinuing their flagship beer brand, Bud Light, following a recent PR disaster. The decision comes after a series of unfortunate events that began when a case of Bud Light was sent to Dylan Mulvaney, a man from Michigan who had never shown any […]
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Lia Thomas Announces Desire to Revert To Be Male Again: “I’ve Accomplished My Goals”
In a surprising turn of events, Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who made headlines for competing on the women’s team at the NCAA championships, has announced that she wants to transition back to being male. In a statement to the media, Thomas explained that while she had enjoyed her time as a female athlete, she […]
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