Comedian Dennis Miller Takes on Daytime Talk Show with Roseanne Barr
In a shocking turn of events, former Saturday Night Live cast member and political commentator Dennis Miller has announced that he will be joining Roseanne Barr’s daytime talk show as a co-host. Miller, who is known for his acerbic wit and conservative views, seems like an odd choice for a show that caters to a […]
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Whoopi Goldberg Faces Arrest for Alleged Violation of U.S. Libel Laws on ‘The View’
In a shocking turn of events, legendary actress and talk show host Whoopi Goldberg has been arrested for violating U.S. libel laws. The charges stem from a recent segment of “The View” in which Goldberg made defamatory remarks about a prominent political figure. Despite repeated warnings from the show’s producers and legal team, Goldberg persisted […]
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Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Let Go from The View in Bid to Save Show from Cancellation
In a stunning move, ABC’s daytime talk show “The View” has fired long-time hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar in an effort to avoid being canceled. The decision came after a recent episode of the show sparked outrage on social media, with viewers calling for the show to be taken off the air. The offending […]
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Candace Cameron Bure Joins The View and Brings Fire: ‘I’m Not Afraid of Them!'”
In a surprising turn of events, Candace Cameron Bure has announced that she will be joining the cast of The View as a permanent co-host. Despite the show’s reputation for heated debates and controversial topics, Bure has confidently declared, “I’m not afraid of them.” Bure, known for her conservative views and outspoken Christian faith, is […]
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Ilhan Omar’s Shocking Scandal: Husband/Brother Deported to Pakistan to Face Incest Charges
Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, the husband/brother of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, has been deported to Pakistan to face charges of immigration fraud and incest. Elmi, who had been living in the United States under false pretenses, was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents last week and […]
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Steeler’s Coach Mike Tomlin Says “No More Kneeling on the Field!”
Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin recently made headlines when he announced that there will be no more kneeling on his field. “You’re athletes, not activists,” Tomlin declared, seemingly unaware of the rich tradition of athletes using their platform to bring attention to social issues. In a press conference, Tomlin explained his reasoning for the ban. […]
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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Throws Whoopi Goldberg Out of His Restaurant
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay made headlines yet again after he reportedly threw Whoopi Goldberg out of his restaurant in Las Vegas. The incident occurred last night when Goldberg and her entourage arrived at Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen restaurant for dinner. According to eyewitnesses, Ramsay was in a foul mood from the start of the evening. He […]
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Just in: Six Raiders Threatened to Quit if the Team Signed Colin Kaepernick
In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the NFL community, it has been reported that six players on the Las Vegas Raiders roster have threatened to quit the team if management signs controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick. According to sources close to the situation, the six players, who have not been named, are staunch […]
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Michael Jordan Cuts Ties with Nike Over “Woke” Agenda, Takes Air Jordans With Him
Beaverton, Oregon – In a stunning move that has rocked the sports and fashion world, basketball legend Michael Jordan has announced his resignation from the board of directors at Nike, citing the company’s recent embrace of “woke” culture as his reason for stepping down. According to sources close to Jordan, the six-time NBA champion was […]
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Just in: MSNBC Drops Joy Reid, Deems Her Message ‘Outdated’
In a shocking move today, MSNBC announced that it has decided to release Joy Reid from her position as a host on the network. According to a statement released by the network, Reid’s message was deemed “outdated” and no longer in line with the network’s values. “Joy has been a valuable member of our team […]
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