Utah Students Flood Campus in “We Are Charlie Kirk” Shirts, “It’s A Movement Now”
Utah Valley University isn’t known for Woodstock-level gatherings, but over the weekend the campus transformed into what many described as a “conservative Coachella.” Thousands of students, staff, and passersby swarmed the front lawns of the university, all wearing the now-iconic white shirts that boldly read: “WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK.” The demonstration, staged two weeks after […]
Read More
ABC Axes Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg After “Disgusting” Charlie Kirk Remarks: “The Henhouse Has Been Cleared”
ABC made television history this week by doing the unthinkable: firing both Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg from The View on the same day. Network executives announced the move in a blunt statement Monday evening after the duo made what the press release called “disgusting, mean-spirited, and vaguely chicken-like” comments about the late conservative activist […]
Read More
Jimmy Kimmel Loses $30 Million After Starbucks Ends Deal Over Charlie Kirk Remarks
Jimmy Kimmel has had a rough week, and it’s not because Guillermo accidentally broke the coffee machine on set again. According to reports, Kimmel lost a jaw-dropping $30 million overnight after Starbucks abruptly ended its partnership with the late-night host, citing his recent remarks about conservative activist Charlie Kirk. The chain, known for its pumpkin […]
Read More
Erika Kirk and Megyn Kelly’s Charlie Kirk Show Debut Breaks Records With 1 Billion Views
If you thought Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour was the cultural event of the century, think again. The debut of The Charlie Kirk Show on ABC has left even the most hardened media analysts in disbelief, as its first episode — hosted by Erika Kirk and Megyn Kelly — smashed through one billion views in less […]
Read More
BREAKING: Charlie Kirk’s Funeral Breaks Records, Outselling Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Stop
Phoenix, AZ — America has entered uncharted territory: a conservative activist’s funeral has become a stadium-filling, record-shattering cultural event. On Sunday, Charlie Kirk’s funeral in Phoenix drew such an enormous crowd that event statisticians say it not only rivaled, but surpassed Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour concert in the same city earlier this year. Fans poured […]
Read More
Elon Musk Announces Charlie Kirk Murals in Every Tesla Dealership: “America Needs More Inspiration”
The memorial service for Charlie Kirk was already shaping up to be a political spectacle with speakers ranging from President Donald Trump to Tucker Carlson. But leave it to Elon Musk to steal the spotlight. Standing at the podium, wearing his trademark half-tuxedo, half–SpaceX bomber jacket, the Tesla CEO announced an initiative that had the […]
Read More
Oliver Anthony Rejects $1 Million Fee to Perform at Charlie Kirk Memorial: “You Can’t Put a Price on Brotherhood”
The world of country-folk balladeering collided with the conservative political universe this week when Oliver Anthony, the red-bearded, self-taught songwriter of viral fame, reportedly turned down a $1 million offer to perform at Charlie Kirk’s memorial service. His reason was as blunt as his lyrics: “You can’t put a price on brotherhood.” The decision has […]
Read More
NBC Weighs Suspending Jimmy Fallon After Kimmel: “He’s Become Too Much Woke”
First it was Jimmy Kimmel. Now it might be Jimmy Fallon. In the great purge of late-night television, both Jimmys are under fire — proving once and for all that when it comes to comedy, having the name “Jimmy” is now a liability. After ABC stunned the industry by suspending Jimmy Kimmel Live! in the […]
Read More
Elon Musk Donates $10 Million for Charlie Kirk’s Memorial: “My Friend Charlie Was the Best of America”
In a move that shocked both Wall Street and Sunday school prayer groups, billionaire Elon Musk announced he is donating $10 million to fund Charlie Kirk’s memorial service. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO described Kirk as “my best friend, my spiritual co-pilot, and the closest thing conservatives had to a youth pastor with a podcast.” […]
Read More
ABC Replaces The View With The Charlie Kirk Show, Hosted by Erika Kirk and Megyn Kelly: “It’s Done”
In what ABC executives are calling “the boldest network decision since canceling ALF,” The View has officially been tossed into the dustbin of television history. In its place, the network announced the launch of The Charlie Kirk Show, hosted by Kirk’s widow Erika Kirk and media veteran Megyn Kelly. The announcement, delivered via a curt […]
Read More