just in: Budweiser Incurs $800 Million Loss in a Single Day
In a shocking development, Budweiser, the beloved beer brand that has been a staple at backyard barbecues and frat parties for generations, has suffered a massive financial setback. According to industry insiders, the company’s latest attempt to “go woke” by featuring transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney in their advertising campaign has backfired spectacularly, causing their stock […]
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Anheuser Busch’s CEO Steps Down Following Record-Low Bud Light Sales
In a shocking turn of events, Anheuser Busch CEO, Michel Doukeris, has announced his resignation amidst a catastrophic decline in Bud Light sales. Sources close to the company say that Doukeris made the decision to step down after realizing that Bud Light sales had hit an all-time low. Apparently, the recent trend towards healthier living […]
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Just in: Kathy Griffin Files for Bankruptcy, Cites Elon Musk as Cause
Los Angeles, California – Comedian Kathy Griffin is filing for bankruptcy after a series of unfortunate events that she claims were caused by none other than the tech billionaire Elon Musk. According to sources close to Griffin, the trouble began when she decided to purchase a Tesla Model S, Musk’s flagship electric car. Griffin, known […]
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Just in: Fox Entertainment Signs Roseanne Barr to a Morning Show Opposite ABC’s “The View”
Fox Entertainment has just announced that they have signed Roseanne Barr to host a new morning show that will air opposite ABC’s popular talk show, “The View”. The move is being seen as a direct challenge to ABC, which fired Barr from her hit show after she made racist and offensive comments on Twitter. According […]
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Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny Threaten To Resign ‘Immediately’ If Candace Owens Joins The Panel
In a stunning turn of events, the co-hosts of The View, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Sunny Hostin have all threatened to quit the show “immediately” if conservative commentator Candace Owens is added to the panel. Sources close to the hosts say they are outraged by the mere suggestion of Owens joining the show, citing […]
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Comedian Dennis Miller Takes on Daytime Talk Show with Roseanne Barr
In a shocking turn of events, former Saturday Night Live cast member and political commentator Dennis Miller has announced that he will be joining Roseanne Barr’s daytime talk show as a co-host. Miller, who is known for his acerbic wit and conservative views, seems like an odd choice for a show that caters to a […]
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Whoopi Goldberg Faces Arrest for Alleged Violation of U.S. Libel Laws on ‘The View’
In a shocking turn of events, legendary actress and talk show host Whoopi Goldberg has been arrested for violating U.S. libel laws. The charges stem from a recent segment of “The View” in which Goldberg made defamatory remarks about a prominent political figure. Despite repeated warnings from the show’s producers and legal team, Goldberg persisted […]
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Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Let Go from The View in Bid to Save Show from Cancellation
In a stunning move, ABC’s daytime talk show “The View” has fired long-time hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar in an effort to avoid being canceled. The decision came after a recent episode of the show sparked outrage on social media, with viewers calling for the show to be taken off the air. The offending […]
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Just in: MSNBC Drops Joy Reid, Deems Her Message ‘Outdated’
In a shocking move today, MSNBC announced that it has decided to release Joy Reid from her position as a host on the network. According to a statement released by the network, Reid’s message was deemed “outdated” and no longer in line with the network’s values. “Joy has been a valuable member of our team […]
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Roseanne Barr Offered $100 Million by CBS to Pen a New Sitcom
CBS has made an outrageous offer to disgraced comedian Roseanne Barr – $100 million to write a new sitcom. Yes, you read that right. The same Roseanne Barr who was fired from her hit show in 2018 for making racist and offensive comments on Twitter. According to CBS executives, they believe that Barr has served […]
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