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Swifties Launch Campaign to ‘Cancel Her’ After Harris Endorsement: ‘We Don’t Need Politics in Our Playlists’

In a move no one saw coming—except maybe the most politically exhausted among us—Taylor Swift’s fanbase has turned against her after her highly publicized endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. Once regarded as the queen of pop and the voice of a generation, Swift now finds herself at the center of a swirling social media […]

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Record Labels Consider Dropping Taylor Swift After Harris Endorsement: ‘We Didn’t Sign Up for Politics’

In a shocking turn of events, some of the music industry’s biggest record labels are reportedly reconsidering their relationship with pop superstar Taylor Swift after her highly publicized endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. Once a golden child of the industry, capable of turning anything she touched into platinum, Swift now finds herself at odds […]

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Taylor Swift’s Concert Attendance Drops After Harris Endorsement: ‘No Fans, Just Empty Seats and Echoes’

In a surprising twist that no one saw coming—except maybe her angriest fans—Taylor Swift’s once sold-out concert venues have turned into a ghost town after her high-profile endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. The pop sensation, who has long been celebrated for filling stadiums and breaking attendance records, now finds herself staring out into a […]

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Country Music Bans Taylor Swift After Her Big Endorsement: “She Should Stay Out of Politics and Focus on Entertainment”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, the country music community has seemingly turned its back on Taylor Swift after her recent political endorsement. Once the genre’s golden child, Swift has now found herself on the outside looking in, with country music insiders collectively declaring, “She should stay out of politics […]

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Taylor Swift Is Considering Leaving the US Permanently: “What Did I Do Wrong?”

In a shocking turn of events that’s left fans reeling, pop icon Taylor Swift is reportedly considering leaving the United States permanently. The singer, known for her record-breaking albums and sold-out tours, is said to be seriously contemplating packing her bags and bidding farewell to the country that made her a global superstar. Her reason? […]

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Taylor Swift Has Lost 5 Major Sponsors So Far After Her Big Endorsement

In a dramatic twist that no one saw coming, pop icon Taylor Swift, known for her record-breaking albums and sold-out world tours, has reportedly lost five major sponsorship deals after making her big political endorsement. In the blink of an eye, Swift’s picture-perfect relationship with corporate America has taken a nosedive, leaving the internet and […]

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ABC Moderator Ratings Drop to All-Time Low After Debate Backlash: “Fact-Checking Was Our Biggest Mistake”

In what is being described as a historic low for the network, ABC’s moderator ratings have hit rock bottom following the backlash from the recent presidential debate. Viewers were not shy about their displeasure, taking to social media in droves to criticize ABC moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis for what many felt was a […]

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Elon Musk Considering ABC Acquisition To ‘Set Things Straight’, Plans to Fire David Muir Immediately

In a move that has shocked media insiders and sent Twitter into a frenzy, Elon Musk is reportedly considering buying ABC, with one clear mission: to “set things straight.” And in typical Musk fashion, his first order of business would be firing longtime ABC anchor David Muir, the face of World News Tonight. The decision, […]

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Candace Owens Calls Out ABC News Anchors: “David Muir and Linsey Davis Are a Disgrace to Their Profession”

In her latest media takedown, conservative commentator Candace Owens has set her sights on two of ABC’s top news anchors: David Muir and Linsey Davis. Known for her sharp criticism of mainstream media, Owens didn’t hold back, calling the duo “a disgrace to their profession” following their moderation of a recent high-profile political debate. The […]

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Taylor Swift Loses Another 50 Million Followers on Instagram After Trump’s Latest Post: “I Hate Taylor Swift”

In an unforeseen turn of events that has shaken both the music industry and social media alike, Taylor Swift has reportedly lost another 50 million Instagram followers overnight, all thanks to a single post from former President Donald Trump on Truth Social. The post, which simply stated, “I Hate Taylor Swift,” has seemingly triggered a […]

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