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Michael Jordan Cuts Ties with Nike Over “Woke” Agenda, Takes Air Jordans With Him
Beaverton, Oregon – In a stunning move that has rocked the sports and fashion world, basketball legend Michael Jordan has announced his resignation from the board of directors at Nike, citing the company’s recent embrace of “woke” culture as his reason for stepping down. According to sources close to Jordan, the six-time NBA champion was […]
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