Gordon Ramsay Kicks Colin Kaepernick and Friend Out of Restaurant: “Take Your Wokeness Elsewhere”
In an unexpected incident, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly kicked Colin Kaepernick and his friend out of one of his famed restaurants. According to sources, Ramsay became irritated by the pair’s political views and allegedly told them to “take your wokeness to a woke place,” as they were dining. This confrontation has quickly become a […]
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NFL Announces “One Flag, One Anthem” Policy, Excludes “Black National Anthem” From Next Season’s Berlin Opening
In a bold and controversial decision, the NFL has announced that it will eliminate the “Black National Anthem,” also known as “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” from its opening festivities starting in the 2025 season. This decision, made just ahead of the season’s start in Berlin, Germany, has stirred passionate debates about race, inclusion, and […]
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Primanti Bros Shuts Down All Locations in Red States, Says “That’s Not the America We Want”
In a bold and unexpected move, Primanti Bros, the iconic Pittsburgh-based sandwich chain, has announced the closure of all of its franchises in red states. The company’s decision was accompanied by a powerful statement: “That’s not the America we want.” This declaration has set off a firestorm of reactions, with people debating the intersection of […]
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Zachary Levi Rejects $150 Million Netflix Offer, Says “Never Serve Woke Netflix
Zachary Levi, the actor best known for his roles in *Shazam!* and *Chuck*, recently made headlines when he turned down a staggering $150 million offer from Netflix. The offer, which would have made Levi one of the highest-paid actors in Hollywood, was part of an ambitious deal that would have seen him collaborate on several […]
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MLS Bans Black National Anthem, Upholds ‘One Anthem, One Flag’ Policy
Major League Soccer (MLS) has recently sparked controversy with its decision to ban the Black National Anthem, also known as “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” from being played at its games. The league has announced that it will now adhere to a strict “One Anthem, One Flag” policy, meaning only the traditional “Star-Spangled Banner” will […]
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Breaking: MLB Bans Ingrid Andress For Life After Singing The Black National Anthem, “There’s Only One National Anthem”
In a move that has sparked a massive debate across the sports and entertainment industries, country singer Ingrid Andress has been permanently banned from performing at Major League Baseball (MLB) events. This decision comes after Andress sang what has been referred to as the “Black National Anthem” at a recent game, leading to widespread controversy […]
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Breaking: Denzel Washington Launches Anti-Woke Academy Awards, “No Woke Nonsense Allowed”
In a bold and unexpected move, acclaimed actor and director Denzel Washington has announced the launch of a new awards show aimed at countering what he perceives as the overwhelming presence of “woke” culture in Hollywood. The “Anti-Woke Academy Awards,” set to debut next year, promises to celebrate films and performances based on traditional artistic […]
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Breaking: Denzel Washington Resigns As Brand Ambassador Of Tractor Supply Co, “I Don’t Work With Woke Companies”
In a surprising move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment and corporate worlds, acclaimed actor Denzel Washington has announced his resignation as the brand ambassador of Tractor Supply Co, citing a strong stance against what he describes as the company’s “woke” policies. This decision has ignited a heated debate on the role of politics […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Pulls Funding from Tractor Supply Co, “Not a Single Penny to Woke Organizations”
In a move that has taken both the business and social spheres by storm, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he is pulling funding from Tractor Supply Co, citing his refusal to support what he describes as “woke” organizations. This decision has sparked widespread discussion and debate, highlighting the deepening divide between traditional business […]
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Breaking: Trucker Supply Co loses $100 Million Dollar After Going Woke
In an unexpected turn of events, Trucker Supply Co, a leading supplier of trucking equipment and gear, has reported a staggering $100 million loss following a shift in their corporate strategy towards a more socially progressive stance. This dramatic financial downturn has sparked intense debate and analysis, raising questions about the impact of corporate social […]
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