“You’re Not an Activist”: Coach Belichick Benches Team Captain for Anthem Kneeling
In the robust and often politically charged arena of professional football, Coach Bill Belichick has long been regarded as a stalwart of tactical ingenuity and stringent leadership. His recent decision to suspend the New England Patriots’ team captain for kneeling during the national anthem, coupled with a stark message – “You’re not an activist” – […]
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TRUE: Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Mike McCarthy Just Fired a Receiver On the Spot for Anthem Kneeling
In a bold and decisive move, Dallas Cowboys’ head coach Mike McCarthy took a stand against anthem kneeling during a recent game, making it clear that he values respect for the flag and national anthem above all else. The incident, which occurred during a game against their arch-rivals, the Washington Football Team, sent shockwaves throughout […]
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“I Won’t Go Woke”: Michael Jordan Walks Away from NIKE’s $10 Million Offer
In the realm of sports, Michael Jordan’s name is synonymous with excellence, perseverance, and a relentless pursuit of greatness. His legacy on the basketball court is etched in history, and his ventures off the court have been equally impactful, particularly his longstanding partnership with sportswear giant, NIKE. However, in a move that has left the […]
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TRUE: NFL Fans Boo ‘Black National Anthem’, Cheers For The National Anthem
In a moment that encapsulated the divided sentiments of our time, a recent NFL game saw contrasting reactions from the spectators in the stands. As the first strains of the “Black National Anthem” – known more formally as “Lift Every Voice and Sing” – echoed throughout the stadium, a chorus of boos ensued. However, these […]
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TRUE: Nike Cuts Ties with Colin Kaepernick, Ends $20 Million Partnership
In an unexpected twist, sports apparel behemoth Nike announced the termination of its $20 million partnership with former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick. The reason? According to inside sources, the company deemed Kaepernick “a bit too woke” for its taste. Nike’s partnership with Kaepernick began in 2018, a bold and controversial move that led to a […]
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TRUE: Oliver Anthony Rejects $10 Million Bud Light Endorsement Deal
Oliver Anthony, an emerging figure in the entertainment industry, has recently been in the spotlight, not for his artistic accomplishments but for a bold stance on an issue that transcends the field of arts. In a move that has reverberated throughout the industry, Anthony made the unexpected decision to turn down a lucrative $10 million […]
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Breaking: Stephen King’s Book Sales Dropped By 90% Since He Went WOKE
In a shocking twist that even the master of horror himself couldn’t have foreseen, Stephen King’s once-thriving book sales have taken a spine-chilling nosedive of 90% since his unexpected plunge into the world of WOKE ideology. The literary luminary, renowned for weaving tales of the supernatural and macabre, seems to have unintentionally conjured a terrifying […]
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Just in: Target Loses $10 Billion In 10 Days Due To “Wokeness”
In a staggering turn of events, Minneapolis-based retail titan, Target, has experienced an astonishing loss of $10 billion in market value within just ten days. The sharp downturn comes as a direct result of the company’s attempt to champion what some critics label as ‘wokeness’, a term commonly used to describe heightened awareness of social […]
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NASCAR cuts ties with Budweiser over “woke” values
In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through the racing world, NASCAR has announced that it is dropping its long-standing sponsorship deal with Budweiser, citing concerns that the beer brand has become too “woke” in recent years. According to sources close to the decision, NASCAR officials became increasingly uncomfortable with Budweiser’s public statements on […]
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Just in: NAACP Cancels Whoopi’s Membership
The NAACP made waves in the entertainment industry this week when it announced that it had canceled Whoopi Goldberg’s membership due to “inappropriate behavior” and “frequent violations of the organization’s values and principles.” According to sources within the NAACP, Goldberg had been a member of the organization for several years, but her behavior had become […]
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