TRUE: Oliver Anthony Rejects $10 Million Bud Light Endorsement Deal
Oliver Anthony, an emerging figure in the entertainment industry, has recently been in the spotlight, not for his artistic accomplishments but for a bold stance on an issue that transcends the field of arts. In a move that has reverberated throughout the industry, Anthony made the unexpected decision to turn down a lucrative $10 million […]
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Breaking: Stephen King’s Book Sales Dropped By 90% Since He Went WOKE
In a shocking twist that even the master of horror himself couldn’t have foreseen, Stephen King’s once-thriving book sales have taken a spine-chilling nosedive of 90% since his unexpected plunge into the world of WOKE ideology. The literary luminary, renowned for weaving tales of the supernatural and macabre, seems to have unintentionally conjured a terrifying […]
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Just in: Target Loses $10 Billion In 10 Days Due To “Wokeness”
In a staggering turn of events, Minneapolis-based retail titan, Target, has experienced an astonishing loss of $10 billion in market value within just ten days. The sharp downturn comes as a direct result of the company’s attempt to champion what some critics label as ‘wokeness’, a term commonly used to describe heightened awareness of social […]
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NASCAR cuts ties with Budweiser over “woke” values
In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through the racing world, NASCAR has announced that it is dropping its long-standing sponsorship deal with Budweiser, citing concerns that the beer brand has become too “woke” in recent years. According to sources close to the decision, NASCAR officials became increasingly uncomfortable with Budweiser’s public statements on […]
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Just in: NAACP Cancels Whoopi’s Membership
The NAACP made waves in the entertainment industry this week when it announced that it had canceled Whoopi Goldberg’s membership due to “inappropriate behavior” and “frequent violations of the organization’s values and principles.” According to sources within the NAACP, Goldberg had been a member of the organization for several years, but her behavior had become […]
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Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny Threaten To Resign ‘Immediately’ If Candace Owens Joins The Panel
In a stunning turn of events, the co-hosts of The View, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Sunny Hostin have all threatened to quit the show “immediately” if conservative commentator Candace Owens is added to the panel. Sources close to the hosts say they are outraged by the mere suggestion of Owens joining the show, citing […]
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