Breaking: Elon Musk Backs Harrison Butker, “I Stand with Harrison and Freedom of Speech”
In a turn of events that intertwines the worlds of sports, culture, and business, Elon Musk has publicly declared his support for Harrison Butker, the Kansas City Chiefs kicker whose recent speech has sparked widespread debate. Musk, known for his assertive presence in the tech industry and frequent forays into public discourse, extended his support […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Calls for Boycott of Boy Scouts, “No More Donations from Me”
Billionaire businessman Elon Musk’s sudden announcement that he will no longer support the Boy Scouts of America, now renamed Scouting America, has shaken campfires and tents across the nation. Musk, who previously seemed more interested in launching cars into space than meddling with youth organizations on Earth, has emerged as a primary obstacle for the […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Launches New ‘Non-Woke’ Social Media Platform to Compete with Meta
Elon Musk, often known for his ventures into space and electric vehicles, is now stepping into a new arena: social media. His latest venture aims to challenge the dominance of platforms like Facebook, promising a fresh approach to free speech and moderation. Musk’s proposed platform, which he describes as “non-woke”, seeks to fill what he […]
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Breaking: Beyoncé Begs Elon for a Sponsored Country Tour, Gets Banned from Platform X, ‘You Can’t Ever Be Country’
In a shocking turn of events, Queen Bey herself, Beyoncé, has been reduced to begging billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk for a sponsored country music tour. Yes, you read that right – the same Beyoncé who once ruled the world with her iconic “Single Ladies” dance has now resorted to groveling at the feet of the […]
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Breaking: Sunny Hostin Walks Out Crying After Confronting Elon Musk On The View
In a dramatic turn of events on The View, co-host Sunny Hostin found herself overwhelmed with emotion as she confronted Tesla CEO Elon Musk during a heated exchange. The confrontation, which unfolded live on air, has sparked widespread debate and drawn attention to the ethical responsibilities of tech industry leaders. The incident began when Hostin, […]
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TRUE: Whoopi Goldberg Takes A Dig At Elon Musk On ‘The View’
In an unexpected turn of events on the set of ‘The View’, Whoopi Goldberg found herself taking a sly dig at none other than Elon Musk. The morning talk show, known for its lively discussions and diverse panel, took a humorous detour as Goldberg couldn’t resist poking fun at the tech mogul. As the show […]
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Breaking: Nike Severs Ties with Megan Rapinoe, Leading to $100 Million Loss
In a shocking twist of corporate fate, sportswear giant Nike has announced the end of its partnership with none other than the legendary soccer star Megan Rapinoe. The news comes with an eye-watering price tag attached – a staggering $100 million loss that has left many wondering if this is the most expensive case of […]
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Elon Musk: “We Will Never Forget Your Disrespect, Megan Rapinoe”
In the world of eccentric billionaires and outspoken soccer stars, a new rivalry is brewing that’s captivating the attention of the masses. Elon Musk, the tech mogul with a penchant for flamboyant tweets and ambitious space ventures, has set his sights on none other than Megan Rapinoe, the renowned soccer icon known for her powerful […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Demands Instant Disclosure of the ‘Epstein Client List’
In a surprising turn of events that can only be compared to a plot twist in a Hollywood blockbuster, Elon Musk, the tech titan and Tesla CEO, has stepped into the ring of the ongoing Jeffrey Epstein saga. Shaking the very foundations of the internet, Musk is demanding the immediate release of the notorious ‘Epstein […]
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“They’re Very Toxic”: Candace Owens Turns Down ABC’s Offer to Join ‘The View’
In a surprising turn of events, conservative commentator Candace Owens has made headlines by declining ABC’s lucrative offer to join the iconic daytime talk show, “The View.” The unexpected decision has left both fans and critics speculating about the reasons behind Owens’ choice to forego the opportunity to become a co-host on one of television’s […]
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