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Breaking: Elon Musk to Launch His Own NFL Team with Harrison Butker as Coach, “He’s a True American”
In a move that shakes the foundations of professional football and the intersections of sports and societal discourse, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced plans to form his own NFL team, with none other than the controversial figure Harrison Butker as its head coach. Describing Butker as “a true American,” Musk’s decision not only highlights […]
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Breaking: Coach Tomlin Vows to Leave NFL If Harrison Butker is Fired, “He’s Like A Son To Me”
In an unprecedented show of solidarity, Mike Tomlin, the esteemed head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, has made a bold declaration that could shake the foundations of the NFL. Amidst the swirling controversy surrounding Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker, Tomlin has stated unequivocally that he would resign from his position if the league decides […]
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