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Breaking: ESPN Removes Brittney Griner from GOAT List, “She’s Not a Good Person”
In a shocking and somewhat baffling move that has left the sports world buzzing, ESPN has decided to remove Brittney Griner, one of the most dominant figures in women’s basketball, from their prestigious GOAT (Greatest of All Time) list. The reason? According to an anonymous source within the network, Griner was deemed “not a good […]
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‘We Don’t Want Your Help’: JETS Sidestep Colin Kaepernick’s Offer Following Aaron Rodgers’ Leg Injury
Football fans everywhere inhaled sharply when the previously unassailable Aaron Rodgers found himself on the wrong end of a sack during a New York Jets’ Monday night game. As Rodgers’ foot contorted in ways no human foot should, the weight of crushed dreams seemed to echo throughout the stadium. Fans and officials alike were left […]
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