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Megan Rapinoe Kicked Off from team
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Breaking: Megan Rapinoe Kicked Off From The US Team

In an unexpected turn of events, soccer sensation Megan Rapinoe has been kicked off from the US Team. The details remain shrouded in mystery, and the news has sent shockwaves through the sports world. The US Team’s head coach took to the stage, announcing, “We have decided to part ways with Megan Rapinoe,” as if […]

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Lia Thomas Woman Sports
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Breaking: Lia Thomas Banned From Participating In Women’s Sports, “She Doesn’t Fit”

In a world more obsessed with rules than a hall monitor with a new whistle, the International Women’s Sports Federation (IWSF) announced today that Lia Thomas , the lightning rod trans athlete, has been banned from participating in women’s sports. First, let’s address the elephant in the room or, in this case, the grizzly bear on […]

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