Breaking: Stephen King Faces Bankruptcy After Going Woke, ‘I Don’t Know What Went Wrong’
In an ironic twist of fate reminiscent of his own narrative style, acclaimed author Stephen King, a figure known for his progressive stances, is reportedly facing bankruptcy. This development comes as a shock to many, considering King’s long-standing success as a best-selling author and influential cultural figure. The situation raises questions about the viability of […]
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Breaking: Stephen King’s Book Sales Dropped By 90% Since He Went WOKE
In a shocking twist that even the master of horror himself couldn’t have foreseen, Stephen King’s once-thriving book sales have taken a spine-chilling nosedive of 90% since his unexpected plunge into the world of WOKE ideology. The literary luminary, renowned for weaving tales of the supernatural and macabre, seems to have unintentionally conjured a terrifying […]
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Stephen King Gets Dumped by Publisher After Twitter Suspension
In a shocking turn of events, publishing giant Penguin Random House has announced that they are cutting ties with famed horror author Stephen King, following his suspension from Twitter. According to a statement from the company, they can no longer support an author who has been “de-platformed” from social media. “Stephen King’s suspension from Twitter […]
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