Sylvester Stallone Turns Down $200 Million Disney Offer, Declares ‘Wokeness is Not My Style’
Sylvester Stallone, one of Hollywood’s most iconic action stars, made waves recently after turning down a staggering $350 million offer from Disney to star in a major film. Known for his legendary roles in Rocky and Rambo, Stallone explained that, despite the significant financial incentive, he could not reconcile with the direction that the entertainment […]
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“Not Saving Your Woke Brand”: Sylvester Stallone Declines NIKE’s $6 Million Offer
In a bold and surprising move, Hollywood icon Sylvester Stallone has turned down a lucrative $6 million deal with sports apparel giant Nike. The star, known for his roles in blockbuster franchises like “Rocky” and “Rambo,” made headlines with his candid statement, “I’m not saving your ‘woke’ brand,” signaling a strong stance against what he […]
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Breaking: Academy Awards Replaces Whoopi Goldberg With Sylvester Stallone as MC
In a surprising turn of events, the Academy Awards has announced a major shake-up in its choice of host for the upcoming ceremony. The iconic Sylvester Stallone has been chosen to replace Whoopi Goldberg as the Master of Ceremonies (MC) for the prestigious event. The decision to replace Whoopi Goldberg comes amidst a backdrop of […]
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Breaking: Sylvester Stallone Rejects $100 Million Bud Light Endorsement Offer, “I’m Not Saving Your Woke Brand”
In a surprising turn of events in the world of celebrity endorsements, iconic actor Sylvester Stallone has made a bold statement by rejecting a jaw-dropping $100 million endorsement offer from Bud Light. This decision comes in the wake of growing controversy surrounding the beer industry’s increasing emphasis on aligning with progressive values and societal changes. […]
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Breaking: Sylvester Stallone Withdraws from $1 Billion Project With “Creepy” Robert De Niro
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that Sylvester Stallone has decided to withdraw from a colossal $1 billion project featuring Robert De Niro. The unexpected departure is not only making headlines for its financial implications but also for the use of terms like “too much woke” and “creepy” to […]
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TRUE: Sylvester Stallone Declines Disney’s Half-Billion Dollar ‘Woke’ Film Proposal
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite gasping for air (and not just from their high-intensity Pilates sessions), Sylvester Stallone, the man who once single-handedly took on the entire Soviet Union in a boxing ring, has turned down a jaw-dropping $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke […]
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Just in: Sylvester Stallone Makes It Clear, “No Woke Crap” On His New Movie Set
Hollywood legend Sylvester Stallone has recently announced that he will not tolerate any “woke crap” on the set of his upcoming movie. The actor, known for his iconic roles in the Rocky and Rambo franchises, has made it clear that he wants to create a movie that appeals to his core audience, without being bogged […]
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Breaking: Sylvester Stallone to Open Chains of Anti-Woke Coffee Shops to Counter Starbucks
In a bold move that melds celebrity entrepreneurship with cultural commentary, Sylvester Stallone has announced his plans to open a chain of coffee shops, envisioned as a direct counter to Starbucks, focusing on a ‘no-nonsense’, traditional coffee experience. This new venture, dubbed “Knockout Brews,” aims to offer an alternative to what Stallone describes as the […]
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