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Breaking: ABC Removes Whoopi Goldberg And Joy Behar From The View Season 28, “Enough Of Their Toxicity”
In a move that has left daytime television viewers stunned and social media ablaze, ABC has announced that Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar will not be returning for Season 28 of The View. The decision, which was reportedly made after months of internal discussions, was summarized in a terse statement from the network: “We’ve had […]
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Breaking: Harrison Butker Signs $10 Million Deal with ABC for a New Show, “It’s Going to Replace The View”
A famous football kicker got everyone scratching their heads. Well, yes, the ABC Network has given Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker a huge $10 million deal to host a new talk show. We may be missing a TV host who is an expert in kicking footballs but not brains. No wonder if the American […]
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Join Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson on New ABC Show for Weekly Appearances
In a surprising and highly anticipated move, ABC has announced that Roseanne Barr will join conservative commentators Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson in a new show set to air weekly. The show promises to be a dynamic blend of political discourse, cultural commentary, and entertainment, aimed at a broad audience seeking alternative viewpoints to mainstream […]
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