Television Ratings

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ABC CEO Announces Plans to Cancel ‘The View,’ Criticizes It as TV’s Worst Show Ever

The entertainment world was taken by surprise when the CEO of ABC made a bold and controversial statement, declaring that it was time to cancel The View, describing the show as “TV’s worst show ever.” This startling announcement has sparked a whirlwind of reactions across social media, television critics, and even long-time viewers of the […]

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Breaking: ABC Signs A $400 Million Deal With Tucker Carlson For A Late-Night Show, “Going to Replace Jimmy Kimmel Show”

In an unexpected move that has left media enthusiasts and political pundits buzzing, ABC has reportedly signed a $400 million deal with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host, to headline a new late-night show. This new program is set to replace “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” which has been a fixture of ABC’s late-night lineup for […]

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Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel Live Receives Lowest TV Rating in History Following Episode With Robert De Niro

In an unexpected turn of events that has the entertainment industry buzzing, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” has hit a new low in terms of viewership. The show’s recent episode featuring Robert De Niro, the acclaimed actor known for his sharp wit and equally sharp tongue, has reportedly received the lowest rating in television history for a […]

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