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Elon Musk Plans to Build Affordable, Budget-Friendly Towns in Texas and Across Red States

Elon Musk, the tech mogul known for his ventures in electric cars, space exploration, and social media, has announced plans to build a series of affordable, budget-friendly towns across Texas and other red states in the U.S. Musk, whose businesses include Tesla, SpaceX, and Twitter (now X), revealed his ambitious project in a series of […]

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Mark Cuban Moves His Company from Texas to California: “I Can’t Breathe in Red States”

In a bold and unexpected move, billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban has announced the relocation of his company from Texas to California, a decision that has generated significant attention in both the business and political worlds. Cuban, known for his ownership of the Dallas Mavericks and as a prominent investor on the television show *Shark Tank*, […]

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Texas Officially Bans the Sale of Lab-Grown Meat: “It’s Printed Meat”

In a move that has stunned the culinary and scientific communities alike, Texas has officially banned the sale of lab-grown meat, or as state officials prefer to call it, “printed meat.” The Lone Star State, known for its love of barbeque, beef, and the kind of steak that makes vegetarians weep in quiet dismay, has […]

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Pride Flag Texas State Ban
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It’s Official: Texas Declares Bringing a Pride Flag to the Classroom a Crime

In a move that’s sure to send shockwaves through classrooms and craft supply stores alike, Texas has officially passed a law making it a crime to bring a Pride flag to school. Yes, you heard that right—a crime. As in, “break out the handcuffs and call the sheriff, we’ve got a rainbow situation in Room […]

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