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Breaking: Candace Owens Signs $25 Million Deal With ABC For A Morning Show, “It’s Going to Replace The View”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the television industry, ABC has announced the signing of conservative commentator Candace Owens for a new $25 million morning show. This new venture is set to replace the long-standing daytime talk show “The View,” a decision that reflects ABC’s bold strategy to revamp its programming and tap […]
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Breaking: Harrison Butker Signs $10 Million Deal with ABC for a New Show, “It’s Going to Replace The View”
A famous football kicker got everyone scratching their heads. Well, yes, the ABC Network has given Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker a huge $10 million deal to host a new talk show. We may be missing a TV host who is an expert in kicking footballs but not brains. No wonder if the American […]
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