Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance Announces Boycott of ABC: “They’ve Lost It”
- Alex Robin
- September 16, 2024
In the latest skirmish in the culture wars, Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance (NWAA) has announced an official boycott of ABC, declaring that the network has “completely lost it” after its handling of the recent presidential debate. The NWAA, a group of Hollywood actors who believe the entertainment industry has been overtaken by “wokeness,” has […]
Read MoreBreaking: CBS Offers Tim Allen and Richard Karn $1 Billion for a Non-Woke Sitcom, “Bound to Make Waves”
- Alex Robin
- April 9, 2024
In a groundbreaking move that promises to redefine sitcom television, CBS has offered Tim Allen and Richard Karn a staggering $1 billion deal to create a non-woke sitcom. This bold investment reflects CBS’s commitment to fostering creative freedom and addressing the evolving landscape of entertainment. Tim Allen and Richard Karn, known for their iconic roles […]
Read MoreJust in: Tim Allen Sues Pixar For ‘Buzz Lightyear’ Movie
- Alex Robin
- March 11, 2023
Tim Allen, the actor who famously voiced the beloved character Buzz Lightyear in Pixar’s “Toy Story” franchise, has filed a lawsuit against the animation studio over their upcoming movie “Lightyear,” which centers around the origins of the space ranger character. According to the lawsuit, Allen claims that Pixar did not seek his approval or permission […]
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Breaking: Tim Allen and Dave Chappelle Team Up for an Un-Woke Comedy Show, “It’s Bound to Make Waves”
In a thrilling development for comedy enthusiasts, renowned comedians Tim Allen and Dave Chappelle have announced their collaboration on an un-woke comedy show. This exciting partnership promises to bring together two comedic legends known for their irreverent humor and willingness to push the boundaries of political correctness. Comedy has always been a reflection of societal […]
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