J.D. Vance’s Boycott Call Costs CBS 6 Major Advertisers: “They’re Going Down”
In an unprecedented turn of events, Ohio Senator and Republican vice-presidential nominee J.D. Vance has successfully launched a boycott campaign that has cost CBS six major advertisers. Following what he described as “obvious bias” during the recent vice-presidential debate, Vance called for an all-out boycott of the network, rallying his supporters to hit CBS where […]
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J.D. Vance To Sue CBS For $1 Billion After Obvious Bias in the VP Debate
In what can only be described as the most predictable lawsuit of the election season, Republican vice-presidential candidate J.D. Vance has announced plans to sue CBS for a whopping $1 billion, claiming the network’s moderators displayed blatant bias against him during the vice-presidential debate. The Ohio senator, who faced off against Democratic nominee Tim Walz […]
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Tim Walz Permanently Banned from College Games After Facing Loud Boos: “Get Outta Here!”
In what can only be described as the ultimate red card of public humiliation, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has reportedly been permanently banned from attending college football games after facing a thunderous wave of boos at the Michigan-Minnesota matchup on Saturday. The governor, who had hoped to enjoy a leisurely afternoon at “The Big House” […]
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Bill Maher Confronts Tim Walz on Show, Teaches Him A Lesson: “You’re a Disappointment”
In what could only be described as one of the most awkward moments in late-night television, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz was unceremoniously booted from Real Time with Bill Maher after a less-than-flattering confrontation with the show’s notoriously blunt host. The headline moment? Maher, after grilling Walz on his political record, looked […]
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Tim Walz Is Thinking of Moving to China: “Maybe I should just move to China, Seems like I’d fit right in over there”
In a stunning twist that’s sending shockwaves through both political circles and fortune cookie manufacturers, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz has reportedly announced he’s considering a move to China. Yes, you read that right. In the midst of the 2024 election cycle, the governor of the land of 10,000 lakes is apparently […]
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Tim Walz Is Thinking of Leaving the Country Permanently: “I’ve Lost It”
In what may be the most unexpected twist in a 2024 election season already filled with plenty of surprises, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz is reportedly considering leaving the country for good. Yes, you read that correctly: Walz, the man who has spent his entire career advocating for the people of Minnesota, […]
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Shaq Throws Tim Walz Out of His Restaurant: “Don’t Come Back Here, You’re a Disappointment”
In what can only be described as a cross between a reality TV show and a political roast, NBA legend and restaurateur Shaquille O’Neal reportedly threw Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz out of his Atlanta restaurant, Big Chicken, with the booming declaration, “Don’t come back here, you’re a disappointment!” The incident, which […]
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