Breaking: Tom Hanks Banned From Tonight’s Oscars, “We Don’t Want His Woke Presence Here”
In an unprecedented move that has left the entertainment world reeling, Tom Hanks, an actor synonymous with Hollywood excellence, has been banned from attending tonight’s Oscars ceremony. The official statement from the Academy cited a desire to avoid “his woke presence” at the event, a phrase that has ignited a storm of controversy, debate, and […]
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Breaking: The Academy Awards Bans Tom Hanks for Life, “He’s Extremely Creepy And Woke”
In a shocking turn of events, the Academy Awards has made headlines by banning beloved actor Tom Hanks from all future ceremonies, citing allegations of being “extremely creepy and woke.” The announcement sent shockwaves through Hollywood and left fans around the globe bewildered and divided. As one of the most revered figures in the entertainment […]
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Gary Sinise Declines Collaboration with ‘Woke’ Tom Hanks on a $500,000 Project, ‘I Stay Away From Woke People’
In a surprising turn of events that has sent ripples through Hollywood, Gary Sinise, an actor celebrated not only for his compelling performances but also for his philanthropic efforts, has publicly declared his refusal to collaborate with Tom Hanks, a long-time friend and co-star in the iconic film “Forrest Gump,” on a new project valued […]
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Breaking: Mark Wahlberg Bows Out of $65 Million Project with Tom Hanks, “What A Woke Creep”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, Mark Wahlberg has reportedly pulled out of a $65 million project, refusing to work alongside Tom Hanks. Wahlberg’s reason? “What a woke creep.” This bombshell has left the entertainment industry reeling, with insiders and fans alike scratching their heads in bewilderment. Let’s take a step back […]
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“We Don’t Work With Woke People”: Warner Bros Ends $100 Million Partnership With Tom Hanks
In a shocking turn of events, Warner Bros has decided to terminate its $100 million partnership with renowned actor Tom Hanks. The studio’s decision comes as a result of a growing divide between Hanks and the entertainment industry over issues related to woke culture and political correctness. Tom Hanks, widely regarded as one of Hollywood’s […]
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“He’s Ungodly and Woke”: Guy Fieri Throws Tom Hanks Out Of His Restaurant
In what can only be described as a scene straight out of a surreal comedy sketch, Guy Fieri, the spiky-haired maestro of Flavortown, reportedly ejected none other than America’s beloved actor, Tom Hanks, from one of his diners. The reason? Fieri branded Hanks as “ungodly and woke.” Let’s take a flavorful dive into this bizarre […]
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr Gives Tom Hanks the Boot from Her New Show
In the world of entertainment, clashes between personalities are not uncommon. But when two prominent figures from the entertainment industry come head to head, it’s bound to make headlines. In a surprising turn of events, Roseanne Barr, known for her controversial statements and the recent revival of her sitcom, “Roseanne,” has made waves by throwing […]
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“I Don’t Work With Woke People”: Tom Hanks Says No to Working with Rob Reiner
In a move that has left both fans and fictitious tabloids in a frenzy, Tom Hanks, America’s sweetheart and the guy-next-door of Hollywood, has reportedly turned down a collaboration with none other than Rob Reiner. The reason? Hanks, in a dramatic departure from his usual persona, declared, “I don’t work with woke people.” Yes, you […]
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