TRUE: Jason Aldean Sues CMT For $200 Billion
There’s no business like show business, and country music superstar Jason Aldean has just upped the stakes. In a shock move that has rattled the music industry and sent Country Music Television (CMT) executives into a frenzy, Aldean has slapped a lawsuit on the TV network, demanding a mind-boggling $100 billion in damages. This jaw-dropping […]
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TRUE: CMT Suffers a $200 Billion Blow in a Single Day After Removing Jason Aldean’s Hit Song
In a tale that’s more shocking than finding a hipster in a honky-tonk, Country Music Television (CMT) has managed to send a $200 billion tumbleweed rolling through their revenue after yanking Jason Aldean’s hit song “Try That In A Small Town” from their rotation. Just when we thought country music was all about lost dogs […]
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TRUE: Blake Shelton Stands Tall for Jason Aldean, Ditches CMT’s $50 Million Rodeo
Hold on to your cowboy hats, folks! It seems like the cowboy code of loyalty is alive and kicking in the heartland of country music. In a move as surprising as a cowboy voluntarily giving up his beloved cowboy boots, Blake Shelton, country music’s reigning charm king, has decided to step away from a staggering […]
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Breaking: Jason Aldean’s ‘Try That In A Small Town’ Is Now No.1 Song In The World
Here’s a scenario for you: a controversial country song, born and raised in the heartland of the USA, takes the global stage by storm, with an iTunes chart-topping debut. No, you haven’t accidentally tuned into the Twilight Zone of music. This is reality, folks. Jason Aldean’s “Try That In A Small Town” has saddled up […]
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