TRUE: Megan Rapinoe To Leave America Soon
- Alex Robin
- September 1, 2023
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: America has entered its most tumultuous period since the debate on pineapple as a pizza topping. Megan Rapinoe, the pink-haired soccer prodigy and America’s sweetheart (or nemesis, depending on who you ask), has declared her intention to depart the Land of the Free. Why, you might ask? The answer, echoing […]
Read MoreElon Musk: “We Will Never Forget Your Disrespect, Megan Rapinoe”
- Alex Robin
- August 7, 2023
In the world of eccentric billionaires and outspoken soccer stars, a new rivalry is brewing that’s captivating the attention of the masses. Elon Musk, the tech mogul with a penchant for flamboyant tweets and ambitious space ventures, has set his sights on none other than Megan Rapinoe, the renowned soccer icon known for her powerful […]
Read MoreBreaking: Elon Musk Demands Instant Disclosure of the ‘Epstein Client List’
- Alex Robin
- August 2, 2023
In a surprising turn of events that can only be compared to a plot twist in a Hollywood blockbuster, Elon Musk, the tech titan and Tesla CEO, has stepped into the ring of the ongoing Jeffrey Epstein saga. Shaking the very foundations of the internet, Musk is demanding the immediate release of the notorious ‘Epstein […]
Read MoreBreaking: Elon Musk to reveal information that puts Bill Gates behind bars
- Alex Robin
- August 1, 2023
Ever since Elon Musk took to Twitter to hint at potential bombshell revelations about tech mogul Bill Gates, speculation has run rife. The SpaceX and Tesla CEO left followers in suspense with a tweet that read, “I’ve got the goods to put Gates behind bars. Stay tuned.” This claim, presented with all the subtlety of […]
Read MoreBreaking: Jason Aldean Slaps Whoopi Goldberg with a $100 Billion Lawsuit
- Alex Robin
- July 26, 2023
Just when we thought the fiasco surrounding Jason Aldean’s contentious hit “Try That in a Small Town” was finally starting to simmer down, the country music superstar has turned up the heat yet again. This time, not by delivering another chart-topping hit, but by launching a cool $100 billion lawsuit against the legendary talk show […]
Read MoreTRUE: Elon Musk Bans CMT From Twitter in Show of Support for Jason Aldean
- Alex Robin
- July 26, 2023
In a move as unpredictable as a bucking bronco at a rodeo, Twitter owner Elon Musk has taken a stance that’s causing a stir in the twittersphere. Proving that the real world has more drama than a country music song, Musk has banned Country Music Television (CMT) from Twitter. Why, you ask? As an ostentatious […]
Read MoreJust in: Alec Baldwin Calls Elon Musk ‘A Scumbag’ On ‘The View’, Musk reacts
- Alex Robin
- June 3, 2023
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when a Hollywood celebrity and a tech billionaire feud, the most likely place for this would be, without a doubt, daytime talk show, “The View”. Last Tuesday, audiences were served a heaping portion of this unexpected yet somehow mundane drama when Alec Baldwin, renowned for his fiery temperament, […]
Read MoreJust in: Twitter head Elon Musk to hire Tucker Carlson after his firing from Fox News
- Alex Robin
- April 25, 2023
In a shocking, yet not entirely surprising move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has announced the hiring of Tucker Carlson, the recently fired Fox News anchor, as the company’s Chief Conspiracy Theorist. This marks the latest in a series of unconventional moves by Musk, who seems determined to steer Twitter in a direction more akin to […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Teases on Twitter, “Hunter Is Going Down”
In the vast, unpredictable realm of Twitter, where trends can emerge and vanish within mere moments, Elon Musk, the platform’s enigmatic head, has a unique talent for capturing the zeitgeist. This time, his tweet wasn’t about the future of sustainable energy, the volatility of cryptocurrency, or the promise of hyperloop transportation. Instead, Musk, with his […]
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