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Breaking: Warner Bros Cancels $100 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ George Clooney, “He’s Not A Good Person”

In a surprising turn of events, Warner Bros has announced the cancellation of a $100 million project starring renowned actor George Clooney. The studio cited irreconcilable differences and a shift in creative direction as the primary reasons for the decision. However, insiders suggest that Clooney’s outspoken political views and recent controversies played a significant role […]

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Breaking: Robert De Niro Thrown Out Of The WB Studio, ‘He Was Spreading His Creepiness’

In what can only be described as a stunning and unforeseen series of events, the renowned and celebrated actor Robert De Niro found himself at the center of a maelstrom of controversy. The venerable star, a fixture in Hollywood and a symbol of cinematic excellence, was unceremoniously escorted from the bustling Warner Bros. studio lot. […]

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“We Don’t Work With Woke People”: Warner Bros Ends $100 Million Partnership With Tom Hanks

In a shocking turn of events, Warner Bros has decided to terminate its $100 million partnership with renowned actor Tom Hanks. The studio’s decision comes as a result of a growing divide between Hanks and the entertainment industry over issues related to woke culture and political correctness. Tom Hanks, widely regarded as one of Hollywood’s […]

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Breaking: Warner Bros Cuts Ties with ‘Woke’ Rob Reiner, Ends $50 Million Production Deal

In an unprecedented move, Warner Bros. has terminated its lucrative $50 million production deal with esteemed director Rob Reiner. The studio’s justification for this surprising decision? Reiner’s approach was deemed “spreading too much wokeness.” This development not only stirs up the Hollywood landscape but also ignites a broader conversation about the role of social and […]

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“He’s a creepy little guy”: Warner Bros Cancels $10 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Warner Bros has decided to drop a highly anticipated $10 million project featuring iconic actor Robert De Niro. The decision comes amidst controversy, with some labeling De Niro as “creepy” and “woke,” raising questions about the intersection of personal beliefs and professional collaborations within the entertainment industry. This article […]

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