“Woke” Branding

Sylvester Stallone Nike Offers
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“Not Saving Your Woke Brand”: Sylvester Stallone Declines NIKE’s $6 Million Offer

In a bold and surprising move, Hollywood icon Sylvester Stallone has turned down a lucrative $6 million deal with sports apparel giant Nike. The star, known for his roles in blockbuster franchises like “Rocky” and “Rambo,” made headlines with his candid statement, “I’m not saving your ‘woke’ brand,” signaling a strong stance against what he […]

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Sylvester Stallone Bud Light Endorsement
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Breaking: Sylvester Stallone Rejects $100 Million Bud Light Endorsement Offer, “I’m Not Saving Your Woke Brand”

In a surprising turn of events in the world of celebrity endorsements, iconic actor Sylvester Stallone has made a bold statement by rejecting a jaw-dropping $100 million endorsement offer from Bud Light. This decision comes in the wake of growing controversy surrounding the beer industry’s increasing emphasis on aligning with progressive values and societal changes. […]

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