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Zoe Saldaña Denied Access to Oscar Red Carpet: “Your Presence Is Too Woke”
Zoe Saldaña, the celebrated actress known for her iconic roles in *Avatar*, *Guardians of the Galaxy*, and *Star Trek*, found herself embroiled in a surprising controversy at the 2024 Academy Awards. Despite being invited to attend, Saldaña was reportedly banned from stepping onto the Oscar red carpet, with one source allegedly telling her that “Your […]
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Breaking: Warner Bros Cancels $100 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ George Clooney, “He’s Not A Good Person”
In a surprising turn of events, Warner Bros has announced the cancellation of a $100 million project starring renowned actor George Clooney. The studio cited irreconcilable differences and a shift in creative direction as the primary reasons for the decision. However, insiders suggest that Clooney’s outspoken political views and recent controversies played a significant role […]
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