Guy Fieri Boots Tim Walz from His Restaurant: “No Woke Agenda Allowed Here!”
In a shocking move that has captured widespread attention, celebrity chef Guy Fieri made headlines by kicking Minnesota Governor Tim Walz out of one of his famed restaurants, citing the Governor’s “woke” politics as the reason. Known for his energetic personality and his hit Food Network show “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives,” Fieri’s decision to ask […]
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Zachary Levi Rejects $150 Million Netflix Offer, Says “Never Serve Woke Netflix
Zachary Levi, the actor best known for his roles in *Shazam!* and *Chuck*, recently made headlines when he turned down a staggering $150 million offer from Netflix. The offer, which would have made Levi one of the highest-paid actors in Hollywood, was part of an ambitious deal that would have seen him collaborate on several […]
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Denzel Washington Rejects $50 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ Tom Hanks, Claims ‘I Avoid Woke People’
Denzel Washington, one of Hollywood’s most respected actors, made headlines recently when he reportedly turned down a $50 million project involving his longtime friend, Tom Hanks. The actor’s decision stems from his discomfort with what he sees as the growing influence of “woke” culture in Hollywood. Sources close to Washington say that, while the project […]
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Tom Cruise Rejects $500 Million Marvel Movie Role Over ‘Woke Culture’
Tom Cruise, the renowned Hollywood superstar, has made headlines after reportedly turning down an astonishing $500 million offer from Marvel Studios for a role in their upcoming Avengers movies. Sources close to the actor have revealed that Cruise was offered the iconic role of Iron Man in the next phase of the Avengers franchise. However, […]
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Jon Voight Rejects $20 Million NFL Ad Offer with Robert De Niro, Says “Never Work with Woke Creep”
Jon Voight, the acclaimed Academy Award-winning actor, has made headlines with his bold rejection of a lucrative $20 million offer from the NFL. The offer was part of an advertising campaign for the 2025 NFL season, which will kick off in Berlin, Germany. Voight was reportedly approached to join fellow actor Robert De Niro in […]
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Dana White and Hulk Hogan Launch Non-Woke Gym Chain in Red States
Dana White, president of the UFC, and wrestling legend Hulk Hogan have teamed up to create a new fitness venture that is stirring up significant buzz in the world of health and wellness. The duo is set to open a series of gyms in red states, which they are promoting as “non-woke” fitness centers. The […]
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Breaking: Bud Light Becomes Major Sponsor of Olympics 2024 After Most Non-Woke Companies Drop Out
In a turn of events that has both left jaws dropping and social media buzzing, Bud Light has become the major sponsor of the 2024 Paris Olympics. This comes after a mass exodus of traditionally conservative, non-woke companies, who have decided to drop out of sponsoring the event, citing concerns over what they view as […]
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Breaking: Samsung Drops Out of $1 Billion Advertising Campaign with Olympics, “They’ve Gone Woke”
In a surprising and highly publicized move, Samsung Electronics has announced its withdrawal from a $1 billion advertising campaign with the International Olympic Committee (IOC). The decision comes in response to what the company describes as the Olympics’ increasingly “woke” agenda, a stance that has stirred significant debate within both corporate and sporting worlds. Samsung […]
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Refuses to Let Jack Black On Stage, “Never With This Woke Creep”
In a surprising turn of events that has sparked both controversy and conversation, country music star Jason Aldean has reportedly refused to share the stage with actor and musician Jack Black. Aldean’s bold stance comes amid growing tensions and differing political views within the entertainment industry, with Aldean labeling Black as a “woke creep.” The […]
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Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”
In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson. The show, tentatively titled Truth Unleashed, promises to be a hard-hitting exposé of everything wrong with “woke culture,” left-wing media, and, of […]
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