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Gordon Ramsay kicks Katie Hobbs from his restaurant, saying, “The exit is that way, you woke!”

Gordon Ramsay, the world-renowned celebrity chef known for his fiery temper and blunt remarks, has once again found himself at the center of controversy. This time, the British restaurateur allegedly asked Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs to leave one of his establishments, reportedly telling her, “The exit is that way, you woke.” The incident, which has […]

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Henry Cavill Rejects $100 Million Netflix Movie Offer, Declares He Will Never Serve Woke Netflix

Henry Cavill, a renowned actor known for his roles in blockbuster franchises such as *Superman* and *The Witcher*, has recently made waves in the entertainment industry by rejecting a massive $100 million offer from Netflix. The actor, who has established himself as a beloved figure in Hollywood, turned down the lucrative deal in a bold […]

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Sony Music Kicks Madonna Out of Studio for Promoting Pride: “We Have No Place for Woke Like You”

In a shocking move that has left the music industry reeling, Sony Music has reportedly expelled legendary pop icon Madonna from one of its studios for promoting Pride. The announcement came after the superstar’s vocal support for LGBTQ+ rights and the Pride movement, which Sony Music deemed “incompatible” with their current vision. In a statement […]

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Texas Rangers Are the Only MLB Team to Reject Pride Night: ‘Our Home Run is Woke-Free’

In a surprising and controversial move, the Texas Rangers have become the only Major League Baseball (MLB) team to decline hosting a Pride Night. This decision, which has garnered attention across the sports world, has sparked both support and criticism. The team’s statement, which included the phrase “We will hit woke Pride out of the […]

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Kansas City Based Organization Rejects $1 Million from Taylor Swift: “We Don’t Need Your Woke Money”

A Kansas City-based organization has recently found itself at the center of controversy after turning down a $1 million donation from pop superstar Taylor Swift. The organization, which is known for its strong conservative values, explained that it could not accept the money because they did not want to be associated with what they referred […]

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Mike Tomlin Calls For Banning Pride In Schools And Sports, “It’s Woke Agenda”

In a bold and controversial statement, former MLB pitcher Mike Tomlin has voiced his strong opposition to the increasing presence of pride-themed events and displays in sports and schools. Tomlin, best known for his pivotal role in the Boston Red Sox’s 2004 World Series win, emphasized that the primary focus in sports should be on […]

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Elon Musk Plans to Buy ABC and Appoint Tucker Carlson as CEO: “Only Way to Remove Wokeness from Network”

In a move that has raised eyebrows across the media and business sectors, Elon Musk is reportedly planning to acquire ABC, the iconic American television network, and appoint former Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson as its CEO. According to insiders, Musk believes that the only way to rid the network of what he perceives as […]

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Mel Gibson Rejects $100M Netflix Deal, Refuses to Work with ‘Woke Creep’ Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Mel Gibson has reportedly rejected a lucrative $100 million movie offer from Netflix that would have seen him collaborate with legendary actor Robert De Niro. Sources close to the actor claim that Gibson made it clear he had no interest in working with De Niro, whom he allegedly referred […]

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Guy Fieri Boots Tim Walz from His Restaurant: “No Woke Agenda Allowed Here!”

In a shocking move that has captured widespread attention, celebrity chef Guy Fieri made headlines by kicking Minnesota Governor Tim Walz out of one of his famed restaurants, citing the Governor’s “woke” politics as the reason. Known for his energetic personality and his hit Food Network show “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives,” Fieri’s decision to ask […]

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Zachary Levi Rejects $150 Million Netflix Offer, Says “Never Serve Woke Netflix

Zachary Levi, the actor best known for his roles in *Shazam!* and *Chuck*, recently made headlines when he turned down a staggering $150 million offer from Netflix. The offer, which would have made Levi one of the highest-paid actors in Hollywood, was part of an ambitious deal that would have seen him collaborate on several […]

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