Breaking: Tom Brady Refuses $1 Billion Handshake with ‘Woke’ Nike, “I Don’t Work With Woke Companies”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the worlds of sports and business, legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady has publicly rejected a lucrative $1 billion offer from Nike. The iconic sports figure cited his unwillingness to associate with what he perceives as “woke” companies as the primary reason for his decision. This unprecedented move […]
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“I Don’t Work With Woke Companies”: Michael Jordan Declines Disney’s $400 Million Project
Michael Jordan, a name synonymous with excellence in basketball and a global icon in sports, has recently taken a stand that reverberates beyond the boundaries of athletics. In a move that stunned both the business and entertainment worlds, Jordan turned down a massive $400 million project offer from Disney. His rationale was simple yet powerful: […]
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“I Won’t Go Woke”: Michael Jordan Walks Away from NIKE’s $10 Million Offer
In the realm of sports, Michael Jordan’s name is synonymous with excellence, perseverance, and a relentless pursuit of greatness. His legacy on the basketball court is etched in history, and his ventures off the court have been equally impactful, particularly his longstanding partnership with sportswear giant, NIKE. However, in a move that has left the […]
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TRUE: Disney’s ‘Woke’ Agenda Leads to Nearly $100 Billion in Losses from Recent Box Office Flops
Once upon a time, in a world filled with enchanted princesses, anthropomorphic toys, and an unfathomable amount of merchandising, Disney was the monarch of the movie kingdom. Today, that world seems as distant as Neverland, thanks to Disney’s recent box-office debacles that have resulted in a staggering loss of almost $100 billion. Yes, you read […]
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Backlash Against “Woke” Peter Pan Results in Record-Low Pre-Sale for Disney
Disney’s highly anticipated “Woke Peter Pan” reboot appears to be in serious trouble, as reports indicate that it has had the worst pre-sale numbers in the company’s history. According to sources close to the project, the film, which aims to modernize the classic tale of Peter Pan with a “woke” twist, has been met with […]
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Michael Jordan Cuts Ties with Nike Over “Woke” Agenda, Takes Air Jordans With Him
Beaverton, Oregon – In a stunning move that has rocked the sports and fashion world, basketball legend Michael Jordan has announced his resignation from the board of directors at Nike, citing the company’s recent embrace of “woke” culture as his reason for stepping down. According to sources close to Jordan, the six-time NBA champion was […]
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