“I Won’t Go Woke”: Denzel Washington Turns Down $140 Million Offer to Appear in NFL Commercial with LeBron James
- Alex Robin
- January 24, 2024
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through both Hollywood and the sports world, Denzel Washington, the illustrious actor known for his commanding presence and critically acclaimed performances, has made headlines by turning down a jaw-dropping $140 million offer to star in an NFL commercial alongside basketball legend James LeBron. The reason […]
Read More“The Company Has Become Too Much Woke”: CMT’s CEO Resigns Amid Jason Aldean Controversy
- Alex Robin
- January 22, 2024
In a turn of events that could easily be the plot of a gripping country song, the CEO of Country Music Television (CMT) announced their resignation, citing that the company has become “too much woke.” This surprising development follows the controversy surrounding country music star Jason Aldean and his hit single “Try That In A […]
Read MoreBreaking: Tom Brady Refuses $1 Billion Handshake with ‘Woke’ Nike, “I Don’t Work With Woke Companies”
- Alex Robin
- January 15, 2024
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the worlds of sports and business, legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady has publicly rejected a lucrative $1 billion offer from Nike. The iconic sports figure cited his unwillingness to associate with what he perceives as “woke” companies as the primary reason for his decision. This unprecedented move […]
Read More“I Won’t Go Woke”: Michael Jordan Walks Away from NIKE’s $10 Million Offer
- Alex Robin
- October 3, 2023
In the realm of sports, Michael Jordan’s name is synonymous with excellence, perseverance, and a relentless pursuit of greatness. His legacy on the basketball court is etched in history, and his ventures off the court have been equally impactful, particularly his longstanding partnership with sportswear giant, NIKE. However, in a move that has left the […]
Read MoreTRUE: Disney’s ‘Woke’ Agenda Leads to Nearly $100 Billion in Losses from Recent Box Office Flops
- Alex Robin
- July 29, 2023
Once upon a time, in a world filled with enchanted princesses, anthropomorphic toys, and an unfathomable amount of merchandising, Disney was the monarch of the movie kingdom. Today, that world seems as distant as Neverland, thanks to Disney’s recent box-office debacles that have resulted in a staggering loss of almost $100 billion. Yes, you read […]
Read MoreBacklash Against “Woke” Peter Pan Results in Record-Low Pre-Sale for Disney
- Alex Robin
- March 30, 2023
Disney’s highly anticipated “Woke Peter Pan” reboot appears to be in serious trouble, as reports indicate that it has had the worst pre-sale numbers in the company’s history. According to sources close to the project, the film, which aims to modernize the classic tale of Peter Pan with a “woke” twist, has been met with […]
Read MoreMichael Jordan Cuts Ties with Nike Over “Woke” Agenda, Takes Air Jordans With Him
- Alex Robin
- March 26, 2023
Beaverton, Oregon – In a stunning move that has rocked the sports and fashion world, basketball legend Michael Jordan has announced his resignation from the board of directors at Nike, citing the company’s recent embrace of “woke” culture as his reason for stepping down. According to sources close to Jordan, the six-time NBA champion was […]
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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay’s Restaurants Now Feature a Separate Table Labeled “Only for Woke People”
In the ever-evolving landscape of the culinary world, where the dining experience extends far beyond the plate to encompass the social, cultural, and even political realms, a recent development at Gordon Ramsay’s high-profile restaurants has stirred up quite the conversation. The fiery and famously outspoken chef has introduced a novel concept in his establishments: a […]
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