Wokeness in Hollywood

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Breaking: Mark Wahlberg Bows Out of $65 Million Project with Tom Hanks, “What A Woke Creep”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, Mark Wahlberg has reportedly pulled out of a $65 million project, refusing to work alongside Tom Hanks. Wahlberg’s reason? “What a woke creep.” This bombshell has left the entertainment industry reeling, with insiders and fans alike scratching their heads in bewilderment. Let’s take a step back […]

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“Too Much Woke For Me”: Mel Gibson Turns Away from ‘Woke’ Rob Reiner’s $35 Million Project

In the ever-evolving landscape of Hollywood, where creative collaborations often come with their fair share of controversies, the latest headline involves none other than veteran actor Mel Gibson. In a surprising turn of events, Gibson has chosen to distance himself from the $35 million project helmed by the acclaimed filmmaker Rob Reiner, citing concerns about […]

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Breaking: Sylvester Stallone Withdraws from $1 Billion Project With “Creepy” Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that Sylvester Stallone has decided to withdraw from a colossal $1 billion project featuring Robert De Niro. The unexpected departure is not only making headlines for its financial implications but also for the use of terms like “too much woke” and “creepy” to […]

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“He’s a creepy little guy”: Warner Bros Cancels $10 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Warner Bros has decided to drop a highly anticipated $10 million project featuring iconic actor Robert De Niro. The decision comes amidst controversy, with some labeling De Niro as “creepy” and “woke,” raising questions about the intersection of personal beliefs and professional collaborations within the entertainment industry. This article […]

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Just in: Mel Gibson Withdraws from $50M Project Co-Starring “Woke” Robert De Niro

In a surprising twist, Hollywood is abuzz with news that Mel Gibson has withdrawn from a $50 million project, citing ideological differences with his co-star, the legendary Robert De Niro. The decision has ignited discussions about the delicate balance between personal beliefs and professional collaborations in the entertainment industry. This article delves into the details […]

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