TRUE: Nike Cuts Ties with Colin Kaepernick, Ends $20 Million Partnership
In an unexpected twist, sports apparel behemoth Nike announced the termination of its $20 million partnership with former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick. The reason? According to inside sources, the company deemed Kaepernick “a bit too woke” for its taste. Nike’s partnership with Kaepernick began in 2018, a bold and controversial move that led to a […]
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‘They’re Too Woke’: Denzel Washington Refuses To Work With Disney
In a world where celebrities often tread lightly around controversial topics, Denzel Washington’s recent decision to distance himself from Disney has sent shockwaves throughout the entertainment industry. The two-time Academy Award-winning actor, known for his roles in films like “Training Day” and “Malcolm X”, has publicly stated that he will not be working with the […]
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TRUE: Oliver Anthony Rejects $10 Million Bud Light Endorsement Deal
Oliver Anthony, an emerging figure in the entertainment industry, has recently been in the spotlight, not for his artistic accomplishments but for a bold stance on an issue that transcends the field of arts. In a move that has reverberated throughout the industry, Anthony made the unexpected decision to turn down a lucrative $10 million […]
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Just in: Target Loses $10 Billion In 10 Days Due To “Wokeness”
In a staggering turn of events, Minneapolis-based retail titan, Target, has experienced an astonishing loss of $10 billion in market value within just ten days. The sharp downturn comes as a direct result of the company’s attempt to champion what some critics label as ‘wokeness’, a term commonly used to describe heightened awareness of social […]
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TRUE: Sylvester Stallone Declines Disney’s Half-Billion Dollar ‘Woke’ Film Proposal
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite gasping for air (and not just from their high-intensity Pilates sessions), Sylvester Stallone, the man who once single-handedly took on the entire Soviet Union in a boxing ring, has turned down a jaw-dropping $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke […]
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