Gordon Ramsay Kicks Colin Kaepernick and Friend Out of Restaurant: “Take Your Wokeness Elsewhere”
In an unexpected incident, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly kicked Colin Kaepernick and his friend out of one of his famed restaurants. According to sources, Ramsay became irritated by the pair’s political views and allegedly told them to “take your wokeness to a woke place,” as they were dining. This confrontation has quickly become a […]
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Elon Musk to Purchase CBS After January 20th, Vows to Remove Wokeness from the Network
Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur behind Tesla and SpaceX, has made headlines with his latest announcement: he plans to acquire CBS, one of the most prominent television networks in the United States, after January 20th. This move has generated significant buzz, particularly due to Musk’s stated goal of removing what he refers to as “wokeness” […]
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Sylvester Stallone Turns Down $200 Million Disney Offer, Declares ‘Wokeness is Not My Style’
Sylvester Stallone, one of Hollywood’s most iconic action stars, made waves recently after turning down a staggering $350 million offer from Disney to star in a major film. Known for his legendary roles in Rocky and Rambo, Stallone explained that, despite the significant financial incentive, he could not reconcile with the direction that the entertainment […]
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Mark Wahlberg Rejects Disney’s $2 Billion Project: “No Chance I’ll Work With Them Again, Don’t Need That Wokeness in My Life”
In a shocking and self-assured move, Hollywood superstar Mark Wahlberg has turned down a $2 billion offer from Disney to star in its latest blockbuster project, citing a staunch refusal to be associated with the company’s growing “wokeness.” “I’m done. No chance I’ll work with them again. I don’t need that wokeness in my life,” […]
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Breaking: Netflix Loses Almost 10 Million Subscribers in a Day After Big Donation
Hello America! Let me stun you guys with Netflix’s recent gigantic loss. Yes, you got it right. But why? What went wrong? Why did users get offended? Well, folks, hold down… Netflix’s CEO and Co-Founder, Wilmot Reed Hastings Jr., just donated $7 million to Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign. But wait… This big buck donation is […]
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Breaking: NFL Coaches Announce Permanent Ban on Pride Month Celebrations, “No Place for This Wokeness”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the sports world and wider society, a group of NFL coaches has announced a permanent ban on Pride Month celebrations within their teams. The decision, accompanied by the declaration that there is “no place for this wokeness” in football, has ignited a fierce debate about inclusivity, […]
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Breaking: Robert Downey Jr. Declines “Woke” Film with Robert De Niro, “Wokeness Destroyed My Career and Life”
Robert Downey Jr., known for his pivotal role as Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, is no stranger to overcoming personal and professional adversity. Having rejuvenated his career with a spectacular comeback following a series of personal struggles, Downey Jr. is once again in the spotlight after reportedly declining a film project with fellow […]
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Breaking: Riley Gaines Wins $50 Million Lawsuit Against NCAA for Unfair Medal Distribution, “A Victory Against Wokeness”
In a groundbreaking legal battle that has captivated the sports world, swimmer Riley Gaines has emerged victorious in her lawsuit against the NCAA. The $50 million settlement, awarded to Gaines for what she deems as unfair medal distribution, marks a significant win not only for the athlete but also for those critical of what they […]
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Breaking: Keanu Reeves to Host 96th Oscar Awards, Jimmy Kimmel Banned for Life Due to Wokeness
In an unexpected twist that has taken Hollywood and fans by surprise, Keanu Reeves, the beloved actor known for his roles in blockbuster hits like “The Matrix” and “John Wick,” has been announced as the host for the 96th Oscar Awards. This decision marks a significant departure from tradition, not only in the choice of […]
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ABC Cuts Ties with Alyssa Farah Griffin: ‘Wokeness is Impacting Our Ratings’
In a move that has sparked significant discussion in both the media and political spheres, ABC has decided to end Alyssa Farah Griffin’s contract, citing concerns over the impact of her embrace of “wokeness” on the network’s viewership. Griffin, who previously served as White House communications director and is known for her political commentary, had […]
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