Day: November 12, 2026

E3 Whoopi Goldberg Gordon Ramsay
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Whoopi Goldberg And The View Hosts Get Permanent Ban From Gordon Ramsay’s Restaurants

Whoopi Goldberg and the co-hosts of The View have been told, again, that there is no table for them at a Gordon Ramsay restaurant. Ramsay says this is not a grudge. He also says the ban has no expiration date, which is a lot of permanence for something he insists is not personal. The original […]

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E2 Maxine Waters Mike Johnson
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Speaker Johnson Has Had Enough Of Maxine Waters’ Endless Proxy Voting, “It’s Time To Declare Her Inactive”

The line arrived before the policy paper did. Mike Johnson, talking about Maxine Waters, said, “It’s time to declare her inactive.” He added that if “the gal from California misses another vote day,” that is the step he wants. It sounded like a rule. It was, in practice, a warning with good rhythm. Johnson’s complaint […]

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Nick Shirley’s Next Target Is AOC, “I Want Voters To See How Much AOC Spends”

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a primary on the calendar and, as of this week, a citizen journalist in her inbox. Nick Shirley and his team filed public records requests for every expense report tied to the congresswoman, a move that sounds dry until you hear the way he talks about it. Shirley did not wait for […]

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